A man shoots a deer and takes it home for his family to eat. His children, not ever seeing deer meat ask him daddy what kind of meat is this? To which he responds I will give you one guess, its a name your mother calls me all the time. The kids scream out DONT EAT IT, ITS A DICK!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Dahmer, I own a t-shirt of him in a chef's hat, it reads Chef Jeff says tattoos taste great. I bought it just for shits and grins, but only recieved disgusted looks and ridicule every time I wore it, not that I really give a shit what anyone thinks, but now its only worn on special occasions.
