My Space - I fucked her.

Or lying?

 

Congratulations, she's gorgeous.

(Mind you, I've had twelve beers and six tequila shots.)

 

You are all hores.

 

I see your game of "drink the beer" went quite well, what did you win?

 

A kebab on the way home and a headache in the morning.

 

Was it a prawn kebab?

 

I have the distinct feeling that's some kind of sexual reference. Yes?

 

No, I was just using my Australian-American Fugly dictionary to ask if there was shrimp on your kebab.

 

Ah no. Doner kebab. Lebanese style. Beef and lamb, with a delightful hommous and garlic sauce.

 

ah, sounds tasty. Do you ever smoke hookah, Chester?

 

Like hashish through a hookah, is that what you mean?

I have done, but these days it's usually a surreptitious joint out the back of a pub somewhere.

 

You can smoke hashish, but I just do flavored tobacco. I gave up weed/hashish 7 years ago.

 

I gave up tobacco 12 years ago.

 

It takes all types I guess.

 

Is it beer o'clock yet?

 

Not yet, It's only 9:15 here, I don't get off work till 2am

 

It's bong:thirty here!

 

you mean 4:20?

 

*cough cough cough*

Shut up.