Ok I gotta stop makin videos. I was headed over to da A-rab's house, and saw this guy trying to cross... so I pulled over. I am guessing he was leaving a lake near by that was drained a few weeks ago...and there is no water anywhere near that place... SO I took him to a big lake. I guess he is one lucky damn turtle... Another chick pulled over... said "OMG its a snapper..dont touch it!!!" then when I was at the lake an old black man was fishing and said - "Damn I show would lub me some turtle soup"... so I stayed there till he was deep in the lake.... the turtle..not the black guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkkRJw5cVgM and I promise no more stupid pointless videos... I was just happy that somebody had a lucky day.
oh and by the way... that turtle was much bigger and heavier then it looks on camera. Its a shame I did not film the real funny parts of me stopping traffic, picking it up... and before I got the Arabs house, I had no box... so it was like digging in floor board, trying to get over to me. I was really freaking out ... as soon as got to the Arabs house.. he freaked out "get that fucking thing out of here!!" what a pussy. I am no fan of turtles...but acted like I brought a 6 foot alligator And yes that is the carport I shit on yesterday (from "My Bladder" post) but on the other side of the car...
That is a nice story. I liked the way he calmed down when you started playing Ministry. I made a few videos today but they suck too much and I got potty mouth and cussed all through them. I need to film the chipmunk that lives under the porch and the toad that lives somewhere close because he's always hanging out in the flower bed or whatnot. I'm always afraid that I will run him over. If I do, I won't film that. You make me want to film stuff, but when I do and watch it, I hate it.
Why didnt the turtles run once on the bank? That guy is creepy, I see lots of his kind at Walmart. I wanted him to get his peter snapped. that would have been funny. I think my turtle was bigger then all of his. They are fucking heavy. It weighed 2x what I thought it would when I picked it up I watched a bunch of turtle videos... I now hate snapping turtles. One showed one grabbing a little baby duck..and the mama duck was freaking out. I should have let him be turtle soup. seeing how strong and heavy they are ... I know this has to be fake. You would need more than a few chains , and you need to put them on the front of him so he would not walk off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxALQLFUXM&NR=1 I have googled and cant find any news stories about it.
How are you gonna use the terms "My Snapper" and "Happy Ending" in a subject line.... and GIVE US THIS FUCKING VIDEO!!!! I want poon and cum shots NOW!!!!
I have uploaded a few to the free porn sites. If you REALLY wanna see BIGMAMA in action, PM me... I will send ya the links. But I aint postin them on here.
I'm not opening a file called "Scat in the car". Neither am I opening one about lesbian fisting. I would open the third.... but I have a feeling it will turn out bad as well. Where's the real ones?
it is not opening a file.. it is a link.. kinda like a youtube link. such a pussy. ok "Scat in car" is not me, but funny. People make a big deal out of 2 girls 1 cup... that is 10 x worse. What I dont understand... the girl eats her own shit, eats the guys shit, rubs his shit in her cooter...he eats her shit. then when they fuck- he wears a condom. wtf?
I knew it! Damn I was kinda looking forward to seeing what the bug deal was about, life goes on I guess....
Bug deal? Trust me if I made a porno, none of you would want to see it... not unless you you like fat old ladies... and if that is the case, there are tons of those videos out already .
That was supposed to be "big". Damn you typos! I was curious to see this magical vagina that all these dudes are clamoring over.
