my head sucks

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by BIGMAMA, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Something is wrong with every part of it. Just got Scrubbing Bubble bathroom cleaner in my eye... last night my nose got broken by a soccer ball. and the baby busted my lip. I am scared to use a Q tip today... my luck I would slip and bust my ear drum out. ...


    Oh since the niose crap, I have to be a mouth breather. and I woke from my OWN snores last night. If I was next to you in adark room, you would swear I was a 78 year old Jewish man... with long nose hair... it makes an old man nose noise.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You need to start wearing a helmet around your kids.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    here is the funny thing... I look like a poster for abused women... now my eye is all red, nose is swollen a little, and lip busted .


    funny I think I see better out of that eye now... or maybe I never noticed my other eye is not as good as the right eye.

    I also nearly pooped my pants today...
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    Don't let that lady from the store see you she will know for sure why you look busted up no matter what you say.
     
  5. BIGMAMA

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    haha true dat ... eye will be normal tomorrow, think it is red from rubbing it. nose ... no one says it is swollen, except me... lip is bad... but I am sure will fine tomorrow...


    I just hurt my finger ... digging in the ugly sofa for the remote.... I forgot about about all the reclining metal parts.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    I have been seeing flashes of light in my eye and now I am freaking out thinking about eye cancer and looking up pictures like this:



     
  7. Joeslogic

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    I bet if you fried that up with KFC origional spices it would be tasty like fried chicken gizzards.
     
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