My girlfriend left me...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by FredVegas, Mar 8, 2002.

  1. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    I'm not your love, deary and if your gonna write bollox you will get a bollox reply.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...a bollox reply to my bollox posts is still far[/] more entertaining than no reply at all...
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  3. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    2. I'm actually famous so she's seen me on telly
    3. I have already posted a pic of me on here and you missed it.

    Now hunt.
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  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    2. I'm actually famous so she's seen me on telly
    3. I have already posted a pic of me on here and you missed it.

    Now hunt.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  5. D

    D New Member

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    What the fuck has been going on in here.

    What the fuck is that shit with me on the first page?

    OMG I have no idea what I am doing here...
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
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    That is one manky minge
     
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    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    That is one manky minge <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What's worse is that some guy thinks great, conbs it and makes porn out of it! Personaly, I would repeatedly kick her fucking skanky minge with steal toe-caps until it burst into a pool of blood and puss, purely for the comical effect.
     

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