My girlfriend got her belly-button pierced...

Too much or too sexy!?!

Yeah, I know....SEXY!!

 

A snappy dresser and handy to have around. Prolly go through a hella lot of 5 lb bags of flour though.

 

Some things just shouldn't be photographed.

 

I think she is the TSAs worst nightmare.

Could you imagine her on a plane?

"would the passenger in seats 34a and 34b please lean to the right, we have been flying in circles for hours..."

 

Do you think she could open it like that? I wanna see that fuckin video.

 

No flour needed, I got her sugar walls programmed into my GPS. Technology, Joe-man.

 

Brilliant Major.

I bet I get slapped for using that line pretty soon.

 

Problem is it is probably two different sets of coordinates....

 

ZING A DING DING (OWWW)

 

Just like fishing - get on the coordinate, and start circling until you see something worth loading a pole for.

 

So for this one I would guess a plastic worm would be better than live bait?

 

I was thinking maybe a Tuna rig. It has a safety rope tied to your back in case you fall in.

 

That must be a big Tuna!

 

I bet you would wax a car with the smegma from her box.

 

Smegma chock that one up as yet another thing learned on Fuglyforums that I never cared to know about.

 

smegma = organically grown cheese

 

I like to harvest mine in the morning after it's had a night to collect.