My fuckin vacation

I know you all missed me,but I took and unexpected vacation courtesy of the State of Florida Department of Corrections I had a chance to visit several of their shitty facilities,just glad to be back and eat food with some salt in it.
Do what you can to stay away from jail........

 

i'm suprised you can actualy sit down...

 

What'd ya go there for? DUI?

 

YOU have been watching too many movies or TV or sharing your experience at a Canadian Jail :roll:

My nigger of a probation officer issued a warrant on me because I didnt do enough community hours

Im just glad cause I allready got the three things a guy wants after getting out of jail,REAL food,a good bath,and some pussy

 

Okay. I'm going to be the spelling nazi again.

It's "already"

Only 1 "l".

:roll:

 

thank you captain technical

 

Well, it's just certain words that I can't overlook.

I answer emails for a living. I can't help it.

 

You give them all grammar lessons in your reply?? Man, sucks to e-mail your company.....

 

Yes. I tell them what jackasses they are and how much of my precious time they are wasting.

 

when the hurricane passes Ill post a pic of the lovely facilty I had the dis-pleasure of staying at

 

did you evacuate or are you in a shelter there? i am on the gulf coast and all the dirtbags from out east are here staying in our shelters and filling our hotels. the traffic is a bitch. they closed all the schools and shit here but we are only supposed to get some rain and wind. its windy now already. Thursday night the gas stations were running out of gas here and Home Depot had a line to buy plywood. i am just glad Frenchie doesnt have to work and i got out of my nursing clincals at the hospital. i'll have to resume torturing my patients next week. :twisted:

 

na,Im staying put in my house I got my 24 pack,what else do I need?besides its supposed to make landfall about 80 mile north of us,but the storms about 100 miles wide,Ill be posting pics in the fugly pics forum of the storms progression. And those people that evacuated are pussies.

 

Did Frenchie ever divorice his wife for you? Or are you still playing mistress? :roll:

 

divorce

I knew that looked wrong.

 

thanks for fixing that

 

he moved to France, hated it and went to Ireland. i called him and another woman answered his phone. a couple months later i started dating his friend and we have been together ever since. acutually, the first guy is Belgian, and my current guy is a real Frenchman.

 

Ah... I got confused.... you and your exotic men.

Is Frenchie circumcised?