(like any of you filthy animals care) It started saturday night, I was detained, and placed in a police line-up, as a possible armed robbery suspect, I was exhonerated, and released, that was just annoying... Well then there is sunday, I am home, and I go outside, and violet is in the pen, but bonnie is gone. Stolen. Yay life. I had an idea who took her, so I got the AK-12 and went to his house. Sure enough, he had her in a small kennel, next to his house. after I brandished a semi-automatic 12 guage, with a 20 round magazine, he graciously let me take my dog home, no questions asked. Well i get home, around 12 am, I have court in Wilson, It's about an hour away, so I get up at 6 AM, back is fycking insanely throbbing, and did I mention, Im still sick? Well i take a shower, put on a suit, and my father shows up, we leave. It's really foggy, and I remember saying "RED LIGHT!!!! RED LIGHT!!! FUCK!!! RED LIGHT!!!!" then Im waking up in the back of an ambulance. My father t-boned a white truck, smashing my face into the windshield. Well I was taken to wilson Hospitol, I got there at 8:30AM. I tell them It feels like someone hit me in the head with a sledge hammer, and I also tell them I have a addiction to opiates, so they give me TWO shots of morphine. Then 20 x-rays, a cat scan, then more X-rays, the morphine wears off at 12:30, I complain and I get more morphine. well they don't find anything, except abrasions, cuts, and a strained knee, they kick me a script for oxycotin 10mg, and send me home at 4:30 pm... well several hours later, after reviewing my 46 x-rays they took today, they believe I have a mild concussion, and another herniated disk, located in my neck... go me!!!
Goddamn... When it rains, it fucking pours, eh? Hey, at least you got three things out of the ordeal - 1) some morphine 2) a legal prescription for Oxycodone (this may come in handy later)... 3) an extension on your current court case? I had to make a trip downtown today myself to take care of a speeding ticket... Two things - Fuck, I hate downtown, and Fuck, I hate this city. Even though I had insurance on the vehicle at the time of the ticket, I don't have an individual policy in my name, so I can't take the defensive driving course for $85 (court costs, it's $25 more, payable to the agency running the course) - so they bend me over and pork me (no lube) for twice as much. So now I'm on a type of probation for two months, and if I get another "moving violation" within that time period, I have to pay an extra $80, plus whatever the new ticket comes out to. If I behave myself (or at the least, don't get caught), after those 60 days are up, the ticket never appears on my record (bullshit - the cops can still see it when they run your shit). What was your shit for, if I may be so bold?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: What was your shit for, if I may be so bold?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Driving while Liscnce revoked (DWLR) nosie ordnance, concealed firearm violation, expired registration
4)Your neighbor will probably leave your dog alone. What kind of dog is it? And who the fuck steals another dude's dog?! At least the court doesn't know about this site thoug...right? "...the defendent has nearly five thousand posts under the aliace 'I Murder[/] Children."
he probed everu orifice on my body, except for my anus. Im saving that for someone I love. Anyway, he looked and my face, the said in his broken english "you big man, who give you two black eye? did they survive?" then went on with the exam. He cleaned the abrasions and cuts on my face, gently probed the knot on my forehead, then reassured me that he thought they would heal with very little to no scaring. So I won't be a hidious freak (well no more than ussual). He saw very poor motion in my neck, and ordered a MRI, thinking I have a herniated disk in my neck, and he also ordered more skull x-rays. Then he poked and prodded until he got to my knees, which are a little larger than cantoloupes today, dark blue and black, hot to the touch. HE said Iwas retaing a ton of fluid in my knees, and you could see the brusies. He told me it would take 4 to 6 weeks for my knees to return to normal, and told me to keep ice on them, (along with the lump on my forehead) as much as possible. He said he may have to drain fluid off of my knee *EEK*. Then he kicked down some Naproxen (perscription strength Aleve) and soma with codiene, and my personal favorite, Oxycotin 10 mg!!! yay me!1 I have a stock pile of narcotics, well over 300 pills containing a controled narcotic... So I have no reason to leave the house. Now slightly more annoying, is the parishners, at my fathers church. They have called all day non-stop. so much to the point that they knock me off line. But they did say they are cooking dinner for me and the girls tonight....
