my failed attempt at a victim

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by cardBOARD box homie, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    i hang out in excite chat. its kinda neat. anyway despite thae fact that i took a pic of myself and it happens to be my avatar (the visual representation of ones self in the chat room) guys send me instant messages wanting sex. weird huh? anyway this guy claimed to be drunk and he appeared to be too cause he thought i was a woman even though i told him i was a guy. anyway, enjoy.

    khs189: hey im drunk and ill do ne thing u want
    khs189: asl
    khs189: fuck u then dont talk
    lunchbox-avenger:
    sorry
    khs189: dont worry im over reacting i just drand 2 5fths of vodka
    khs189: asl
    lunchbox-avenger: 18/m/wa
    khs189: whats wa
    lunchbox-avenger: washington
    khs189: cool
    khs189: im drunk off my ass
    lunchbox-avenger: i see
    khs189: what u look like
    lunchbox-avenger: well
    lunchbox-avenger: im pretty ugly
    khs189: hows that
    lunchbox-avenger: iono
    lunchbox-avenger: i have a big nose
    lunchbox-avenger: and gross red hair
    khs189: dont worry a pussy dont have a face
    lunchbox-avenger: eh .?
    khs189: no matter how ugly u are your pussy cant be ugly 2
    khs189: all pussy is goood u feel me
    lunchbox-avenger: actually it isnt good
    lunchbox-avenger: i was in an accident on the farm once
    khs189: and
    lunchbox-avenger: well there was an incitent with a table saw
    lunchbox-avenger: incident-
    khs189: ouch go on
    lunchbox-avenger: and my pussy isnt that good looking anymore
    khs189: can a dick still fit in it
    lunchbox-avenger: no
    khs189: well then ur just fucked
    lunchbox-avenger: mhm
    lunchbox-avenger: and ive always had very small breasts
    lunchbox-avenger: so its kinda like im not even a girl anymore
    khs189: no matter what n e one says if you feel u are beatufil than u r dont let n e one tell u otherwise
    lunchbox-avenger: when i am wearing my strap-on i actually look a lot like a man
    khs189: u mean dilsough
    lunchbox-avenger: mhm
    khs189: what does that mean
    lunchbox-avenger: what does what mean
    khs189: dildough fake dick
    lunchbox-avenger: i have a strap-on dildo and when i wear it i look like a man
    khs189: thats not good do u have a bf
    lunchbox-avenger: no
    lunchbox-avenger: well kind of
    khs189: then if he sees past it u have nothing to worry about
    lunchbox-avenger: well hes not really a boy and hes not really a girl
    lunchbox-avenger: hes both
    khs189: ok thats fucked up
    lunchbox-avenger: he is a hemaphrodite
    lunchbox-avenger: he was born with both male and female sex organs
    khs189: if thats what u like go for it
    lunchbox-avenger: well he is nice
    khs189: then go pursue happiness
    lunchbox-avenger: but i want more
    lunchbox-avenger: i want a real man
    lunchbox-avenger: like you
    khs189: real men no lie but just want sexc
    lunchbox-avenger: i dont care
    lunchbox-avenger: i want your hard body
    khs189: what r u tryin to do cyber
    lunchbox-avenger: yes
    khs189: im sorry but im a little 2 drunk so find someone else
    khs189: bye
    lunchbox-avenger: but
    lunchbox-avenger: please
    khs189: ok
    lunchbox-avenger: show me what its like to have a real man
    khs189: a real man wants head
    khs189: give it 2 mew
    lunchbox-avenger: -slowly licks your hard cock up and down
    khs189: slowly says BYE I DONT WANT 2 CYBER
    lunchbox-avenger: but you just said you wanted me to give you head
    khs189: well alchol can be decieving
    lunchbox-avenger: all i wanted to do is suck your cock
    lunchbox-avenger: why do you have to be such a jerk
    khs189: i sorry i have alot of fuckin problems in my life right now
    lunchbox-avenger: oh so that makes it ok to play with my mind like that
    lunchbox-avenger: i loved you
    lunchbox-avenger: and all you do is trick me
    khs189: shut the fuck up
    lunchbox-avenger: oh and now you are abusive
    lunchbox-avenger: im sorry i was angry
    lunchbox-avenger: ill never yell at you again
    lunchbox-avenger: I SAID I WAS SORRY
    khs189: ok
    lunchbox-avenger: WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY MIND LIKE THIS
    khs189: because my judgement is impaired
    lunchbox-avenger: i hate it when you are like this
    lunchbox-avenger: you are always drinking
    lunchbox-avenger: you never spend time with me anymore
    khs189: huh ive never talked 2 u before
    lunchbox-avenger: sorry
    lunchbox-avenger: i was talking to my brother
    lunchbox-avenger: i typed in the wrong spot
    khs189: ok
    lunchbox-avenger: but it would be nice if you and me could spend time together
    khs189: whatever


    it sucks but its my first try. iono. tell me what you think.
     
  2. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    oh im lunchbox-avenger and khs189 is some guy
     
  3. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    Not too bad. I've tried to get victims, but never anything worth posting. I always find some fucking fat desperate cunt who will take whatever abuse I throw at her.
     
  4. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    The best way is to talk to some one for awhile and then bomb them. BUT its best to know how to counter some one thats trying to fuck with you. Its always best to slowly fall into victimising them. Good luck!
     
  5. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    The best way is to talk to some one for awhile and then bomb them. BUT its best to know how to counter some one thats trying to fuck with you. Its always best to slowly fall into victimising them. Good luck! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and where is your victim then master?
     
  6. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    and where is your victim then master?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I posted one a long time ago. I thought it was funny. No body payed attention cause I was a newbie. I haven't got a victim in a long time. I need to.
     
  7. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    I posted one a long time ago. I thought it was funny. No body payed attention cause I was a newbie. I haven't got a victim in a long time. I need to. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well get on with it then, we are all waiting with baited breath.
     
  8. Triumph

    Triumph New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    I posted one a long time ago. I thought it was funny. No body payed attention cause I was a newbie. I haven't got a victim in a long time. I need to. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Where is it? Please, show us your poop.
     
  9. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    i finally take the time to post something worthwhile and the only people to respond have to be shit skulled neck fuckers.

    was it really that bad that im not worthy of being cut down by people that matter.?
     
  10. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lunchb0x:
    i finally take the time to post something worthwhile and the only people to respond have to be shit skulled neck fuckers.

    was it really that bad that im not worthy of being cut down by people that matter.?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    there is no one of substance or that matters here, did you perhaps get confused?
     
  11. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    you seem to be the one that is confused.

    i said nothing about anyone of substance. only people that matter
     
  12. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lunchb0x:
    you seem to be the one that is confused.

    i said nothing about anyone of substance. only people that matter
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    there is still no one that matters here
     
  13. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lunchb0x:
    i finally take the time to post something worthwhile and the only people to respond have to be shit skulled neck fuckers.

    was it really that bad that im not worthy of being cut down by people that matter.?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I thought it was vewwy schweet.... *pinches your cheeks*

    mabye if you had made it longer....?
     
  14. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:
    Where is it? Please, show us your poop.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I can't find it the forum history dosen't go that far back. I'll get one before this week is over. Promise!
     

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