My ex called me yesterday...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Get this. I was at the liquor store, of all places, and my ex calls me on my cell phone. She asks what I'm doing tonight, and I reply (like the dumbass I am), "nothing"...

    She says, "Good! We're on our way to pick you up... I'm now officially engaged, and you're coming to my engagement party!"

    What a total mind-fuck.

    I actually went, mainly because this guy she's with is the only one of them that I could stand. He's pretty cool, and in an odd way, I'm happy for her... What do I care? I'd never take her back after all the shit she's done since (and before) we broke up...

    The best part of the evening, though... without a doubt, was when she had already knocked a few drinks back, and her boyfriend asked her if he could have her cherry (out of her drink)...

    She replies (and loud enough for everyone at the table to hear), "Too late!" *points to me* "He already got it!"
     
    Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001
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  2. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hehehe... Nice one Lomo, I bet that put a smile on your face!

    Tell me... Did he look you in the eye when you said goodbye?
     
    PinkorBrown69, Jul 25, 2001
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  3. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Post a few pictures of her so we can all see.
     
    Fugly, Jul 25, 2001
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  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    How many people do you know of, honestly, that keep any pictures of thier ex's after they break up?


    *porn pix excluded...

    [ July 25, 2001: Message edited by: Lomotil ]
     
    Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001
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  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Fuckin' double post. Hey Martin, howsabout turning on that 'delete' option on the board?

    [ July 25, 2001: Message edited by: Lomotil ]
     
    Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001
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  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Hehehe... Nice one Lomo, I bet that put a smile on your face!

    Tell me... Did he look you in the eye when you said goodbye?    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that I think of it, nope!
     
    Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001
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  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Martin: If you want a mental picture of what she looked like, she's a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. (Star Wars, ep. 1 - the princess)
     
    Lomotil, Jul 25, 2001
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  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Martin: If you want a mental picture of what she looked like, she's a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. (Star Wars, ep. 1 - the princess)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i didn't think natalie portman looked that fat... it's a wonder what they can do with make-up these days
     
    pimpchichi, Jul 27, 2001
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  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    She looked like a fucking mime. Anyone seen those pics of her sunbathing topless? Not much to look at but still nice.
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, Jul 27, 2001
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