I work for a travel website and I get a ton of stupid ass questions... this was an email I just received.. "I recently visited Cancun and loved my vacation. When I was at the airport I shopped at duty free and purchased some perfume and would like to buy some more. On the package it has a website: www.seajewels-collections.com I have tried for months to log onto this site but cannot. I would really like to purchase some more of this perfume. Can you assist me? Thank you in advance for your assistance." WTF, do I have to do with perfume? to be continued....
People are fucking idiots. Period. I can't tell you how many calls I got asking inane questions like, "Do you sell books at your establishment?" This is another reason why I want to strangle 99% of the human race.
Here's another... horseshit you never sent the confirmation in the first place!!!read your own damn message that says "we are unable to contact you" at the this address,********@msn.com. well honey you just did so send the damn confirmation.its your job. Sibbald I love pissing people off.
for the love of christ, let me send the perfume woman my email address, info@fuglyradio.com ... I BEG OF YOU!!!!! I will so victimize this woman
I will tell this woman we changed our URL from www.seajewels-collections.com , to www.goatse.cx for first, and then inform her of the reason we can't get her that paticular fragrence anymore is because "Who knew juicing baby seals and perserving the oil with asbestos was illegal?"
Has this dumb whore never heard of search engines? took me all of about 2 seconds to find their new site.
you get stupid fucks no matter where you work. When I was doing the "Money Domination" thing I would IMs and emails form other "money Dominas" asking for money, lol it was funny... they has so many sad stories And when I was a bartender for a tittie bar , guys would ask me how much for a blow job ( the real thing not the drink) but then again I dressed like a whore People are stupid every where, even myself.. this week end I walked into the hopital and asked where is your ER? I was standing in it. But what was even more retarded.. I went and had a tick in my ear (post is on joke forum) and they gave me a pregnancy test ... They gave me all kinds of bullshit just to charge my insurance company more $$$
I had professor get fed up the other day, he yelled at the class, "One more of you asks me if this in on a test I'm going to make your lives a living hell!"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup: I had professor get fed up the other day, he yelled at the class, "One more of you asks me if this in on a test I'm going to make your lives a living hell!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What college do you go to?
Icenhour... Is that really your 'photo' in your profile? If so... Saunters off to wax his 'non-existent' moustache and puts on his 'bestest' David Niven accent.. Helloooooooooooo.....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I work for a travel website and I get a ton of stupid ass questions... this was an email I just received.. blah, blah, blah......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maybe if you weren't such a 'dumbass' (as elegantly described in your topic header) you wouldn't be in such a 'dumbass' job... Go figure. Mind you they do say you find your level at some point...WELCOME TO THE SERVICE INDUSTRY!!! Now pander to me until I decide how to spend my money...
BTW... I like my job in a way... I can listen to music, answer emails, and surf the web. Back to the subject.. I AM LOOKING FOR A HOLIDAY INN IN ROCKVILLE CENTRE NEW YORK FOE TWO FOR THE NIGHT OF 4/27/2003 UGH!!! I JUST SPENT 1 HOUR OR LONGER GETTING BOOKING INFORMATION FOR THE MONTE CARLO AND FLIGHT FROM SAN DIEGO TO LAS VEGAS 4/25-28 THROUGH YOUR ************.COM WEBSITE, ONLY TO FIND THAT IT THROUGH ME OUT OF THE SCHEDULING PAGE TO YOUR MAIN MENU!!! I AM FURIOUS! THERE WAS NOTHING ASKING ABOUT MY NAME, CREDIT CARD OR ANYTHING! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS WHEN I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND I WOULD HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN! CALL ME ASAP AT THE NUMBER ABOVE TO SCHEDULE THIS TRIP! (fyi, IT GAVE ME THE PHRASE YOUR SECURE TRANSACTION COMPLETED. HOW CAN THAT BE IF I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A CREDIT CARD OR INFORMATION???) Please do not send any more pop ups!!!!!!! please help! i found a round trip rate from SNA to DFW for 188.50 flying between june 7 and june 10 - i tried to book the flight and the website keeps having problems (broken links, etc.) now i just get a screen saying you guys are having probs with your site and please contact in 10 min. - i can't book this via your phone system either because it's not set up to do this. please help me get this fare. i need to make this trip because my sister is having a baby!!!!!!! we answered.. and then... You're killing me here. This does nothing for me. I almost had a flight booked until your website screwed up, and you send me the directions on how to look for a flight? There is absolutely no way to book a flight except for through the website, you guys offer no help through phone or email, so I'm wondering what the purpose is for using your website unless I'm guaranteed that it's going to work 100% of the time. My recourse is to call a travel agent and find the fare, or to use a site like priceline where I can name my own price for travel. This is a terrible customer experience and one that should not be repeated if you intend to retain customers. My fave... I have used you in the passed but I am so angree right now that I will probably never use you again. I've been dumped off my computer 5 times in a row by a site called SAVE that is selling your site and has complete disregard for my convenience or what I'm trying to do . You are guilty ( by association ) of being rude and disconserting . I'm calling my A.G. in Boston to see if me and others can stop this invation **notice convenience is spelled correctly** Do you guys have locations near the Fontana,CA area for fishing and camping? If so please let me know, Thank You Jorge. [randall]This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers[/randall]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: .... but then again I dressed like a whore <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That one is just too easy.....
I STILL CAN'T FIND MY FLIGHT CHANGE IT SAYS YOU HAVE NO SAVED ITINERARY SO WERE IS MY FLIGHT CHANGE? FOR THE SECOND TIME PLEASE JUST SEND ME MY FLIGHT CHANGE WE ARE OLD AND THIS IS TO CONFUSING. This why I will not send it again. You old people are too much fun to fuck with. I will not be using this ticket. From your cancellation notes I do not want additional charges for cancelling. Won't the plane be held up waiting for me to arrive because I did not cancel? Yes. Everyone will be saying, "Where's Robert Taft? We have to wait for him." Why do you have to use women wearing bikinis in your advertising for travel on web pages? I find it offensive having those pictures popping up all the time and unnecessary for your advertising campaign. Sex sells. I wanted to purchase an airline ticket and filled out all of the asked for information, but everytime I try to go further with the purchase process, I get told that I have to input my password, but then it says that the password doesn't match - I just signed up with the password!!!! Screw you people - too much BS - I'm going to ORBITZ!! Fitting site for a dumbass.
