my dad has a dog...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. pimpchichi

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    and i swear he is the real life version of santas little helper.... honest to fucking god.. he looks and acts just like him
     
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    Where I was staying in America there was a cat called Alex.... He was the sweetest cat but he was such a doofus... He was more like a dog.

    WhenI was getting a photo taken of me holding a gun (it was cos I had never held a real one before) he kept reaching up and pulling it into his mouth.... i got photos... when they are developed I will post (hopefully kit will be here to see it)
     
  3. Nursey

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    I have 2 cats...one a feline ~goddess~,the other,the daughter,is a totally retarded,shaggy haired *looks at UT* fucking shitty assed slavering brute.
     
  4. unlimited-time

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    ALot of things remind you of me nursey..take 2 pills and get over it.Sod it take the bottle.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    totally retarded<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *looks at wank*

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    *looks at UT*

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    *looks at disorder*

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    *looks at IMC*
     
  6. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    ALot of things remind you of me nursey..take 2 pills and get over it.Sod it take the bottle.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just get great amusement at using the latest *forum bitch* as the butt of all my jokes!
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    I just get great amusement at using the latest *forum bitch* as the butt of all my jokes! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Lol thanks for thinking of me as a forum bitch, but unlike you i'm not rude to everyone so i can't really be classed as a bitch.As for being the butt of all your jokes, if they were funny they would be classified as jokes.But as they are not it just looks like most your posts have something about me in them and that is called obsession.
    Now go pop your pills you're getting tiresom.
     
  8. CancerBeans

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    everybody stfu
     
  9. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Lol thanks for thinking of me as a forum bitch, but unlike you i'm not rude to everyone so i can't really be classed as a bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I am 'catty bitch',you are 'piece of shit bitch'.

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    Ok...not jokes,digs...and i'll keep them up for as long as they amuse me!

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    *SHRIEEEEEK*...NOOOOOOOOOO...SPAAAAARE MEEEEEEE!!! ....oh! ...wait a minute...you said 'tiresome',not 'threesome'...phew!


     
  10. unlimited-time

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    YAWNS..still alive?
     
  11. Nursey

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    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUP!!!!!!!!...LARGER THAN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Anyway.....
    I have a RottieXShepard named Tyrone
    He looks like this, when he's pissed off

    and here's a cute baby pic

    He's just turned 1 and is friggin huge and finally growing some brains. He's great security cos's he's as scarey as hell if he doesn't know you and I can't answer the door with a loaded gun every time can I? but i can with a loaded dog. I take him everywhere cos i do a lot of travelling on my own and if he kills someone nasty I won't go to jail for it. Don't get me wrong he is very friendly, once I tell him you're OK. Just don't go climbing my fence in the middle of the night.
    While he is nice and polite to cats that we visit, he eats ferril cats that come into our yard. I hate ferril cats.
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    woman with big dog
     

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