My bowels are bitching.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Sep 17, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    They haven't been this upset in a while. Must've been the BBQ I had for lunch...
     
  2. Disorder

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    hey lomo!! howsit hangin'? and if you say 'to the left' or 'to the right' i will take away your reason for making those crap jokes okee
     
  3. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    hey lomo!! howsit hangin'? and if you say 'to the left' or 'to the right' i will take away your reason for making those crap jokes okee<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Actually, it's hanging straight down. What exactly do you mean by "take away my reason for making those crap jokes?" Do you have a new anti-diarrhea pill I should know about?
     
  4. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    They haven't been this upset in a while. Must've been the BBQ I had for lunch... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Did you happen to wash that BBQ meal down with 20 ounces of grain alcohol?
     
  5. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Did you happen to wash that BBQ meal down with 20 ounces of grain alcohol? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You know me too well...
     
  6. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    20 ounces of grain alcohol? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and the rest.... its rated as greedperhour(GPH) with a ratio of 2 beers to 1 spare rib... i think lomo has a GPH of 30...

    and as we see, the chart looks like this:

    ribs /
    5|........................./........
    4|................._______/.........
    3|..........______/.................
    2|.________/........................
    1|/.................................
    0|_________________________________ hours
    0 1 2 3 4

    as you can see, the mark is off the scale. If we don't stop lomo soon he's just gonna be 'all skin and booze'...
     
  7. Disorder

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    thats if fugly didn't fuck up my great chart, way to go fugly!
     
  8. sparky69

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    what was it supposed to look like?
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    and the rest.... its rated as greedperhour(GPH) with a ratio of 2 beers to 1 spare rib... i think lomo has a GPH of 30...

    and as we see, the chart looks like this:

    ribs /
    5|........................./........
    4|................._______/.........
    3|..........______/.................
    2|.________/........................
    1|/.................................
    0|_________________________________ hours
    0 1 2 3 4

    as you can see, the mark is off the scale. If we don't stop lomo soon he's just gonna be 'all skin and booze'...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    'snif... And to think... that some of you fuckers actually ca..*hiccup*...re about li'l ol' me...

    I don't need any he...*iccu*...lp from you... or from anyone! I can stop when I want!
     
  10. Disorder

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    heh? gimme some of that ginger ale, you selfish bastard
     

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