My borther told this one and it got him out of a ticket....

A man is speeding down the road, when a cop with a radar gun jumps out from behind a bush and stops him. He's asking the guy his information, age, etc, and asks him what he does for a living.

"I'm an asshole stretcher." He says.

"A what?" Asks the cop, "What the hell is an asshole stretcher?"

"Well, I stretch assholes. First I take my fingers and put them in, wiggle them around until I can fit my whole hands in there. I keep stretching until I get my feet in, then I keep pulling until the asshole gets to about 6 feet."

"And what would someone do with a 6 foot asshole?" The cop asked.

"Stick it behind a bush and give it a radar gun."

[ September 02, 2002: Message edited by: Pitchfork Angel ]

 

That was really sexy!!!!!!!!!!! Almost as sexy as your asthma!!!!!!!!

 

oh hey and does your borther ever go asshole spelunking?

 

whats a borther?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WWII 1337:
whats a borther?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh Man! Pitchfork can't spell brother right 1337!! and my spelling it that was was to point it out even more.

 

*stabs all of you with pointy things*

My uterus hurts.

 

kill yourself you stupid slut

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:
*stabs all of you with pointy things*

My uterus hurts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


stop sticking glass shards up your pussy and then maybe you will be ok you little whore.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Wow, that was your brother? I thought it was just a lame-ass joke that's been going around on the internet for about 6 months now. In fact, I've received it twice from the "Forward Monkeys" on my address list. Your brother must be famous.

Go away. 18 and up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I never said he made it up, fool. He told it to a police officer once and it made him laugh, and it got it out of a speeding ticket.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:

I never said he made it up, fool. He told it to a police officer once and it made him laugh, and it got it out of a speeding ticket.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you know those traffic cops and how much they love asshole jokes

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
you know those traffic cops and how much they love asshole jokes <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I suspect a blow job was involved

 

Wow, that was your brother? I thought it was just a lame-ass joke that's been going around on the internet for about 6 months now. In fact, I've received it twice from the "Forward Monkeys" on my address list. Your brother must be famous.

Go away. 18 and up.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:

I never said he made it up, fool. He told it to a police officer once and it made him laugh, and it got it out of a speeding ticket.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Fool". You're way to young to remember Mr. T. Go away, 18 and up.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Go away, 18 and up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No.

 

go away, and stop copying all your fucking quotes from t-shirt hell...

P.S. why is your username crapflinger?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:
No.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Your ass is nasty and weird, go away.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
go away, and stop copying all your fucking quotes from t-shirt hell...

P.S. why is your username crapflinger?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


All as in ONE? And I dunno, crapflinger is my username for a lot of things.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:

All as in ONE? And I dunno, crapflinger is my username for a lot of things.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I still say this person has been on Fugly before and some of you should know who it is

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
I still say this person has been on Fugly before and some of you should know who it is<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could be Wank, the spelling fits, but I doubt it.

Other than that, FUCK OFF YUMMY