My birthday is tomorrow...

what's eveyone gonna get me?

 

a membership to this...


and a heaping dose of this

 

A fun-filled weekend at this picturesque 3 star accomodation, ( for one ). xx

 

My birthday is the day after, what are you going to get me???? How old are you?

 

well seeing as you've never complained about what i got you for your birthdays since we've known each other luke, i'm getting you the same this year

 

Happy birthday asshole...

 

A lovely evening of food and drink at the McDonald's of your choice?

 

...you have to bring your seester, though...

 

Hey she loves the big mac

 

She fucked up one time, though...

Accidentally called me the Whopper during the act...

How's her jaw doing since then, GAS?

 

I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that you guys think I'm gay.

 

You're going to fed ex me another 8 ball?

Alright Puffdaddy!!

 

Pretty good apparently, I just talked to her on the phone.

By the way, nice seeing you again fuckface.

 

I cannot remeber what the hell happened the night of my birthday, good thing or bad thing, you decide!!

 

was your asshole all sore, and you walked funny?