My balls itch

shave all the hair off so the bugs have no where to live.

 

I fucked some loose bitch 2 days ago and now my balls are itching. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Anyone know what to do? I can't go to a doc... no insurance/money/energy.

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

It may be harder to sleep with women that aren't loose BUT they're much safer.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Baby Jesus:
I fucked some loose bitch 2 days ago and now my balls are itching. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Anyone know what to do? I can't go to a doc... no insurance/money/energy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pretend that your crabs are disciples celebrating the "Last Supper" on your nuts. They already have taken and eaten your flesh, and drank your blood.

Hell, you're the Messiah for pubic lice. Be proud.

 

Take solace in the fact that you learned a lesson.

Aren't there free clinics up in your hood?

 

maybe you have scabies like this baby.

 

Quick and easy cure for just about anything that ails your sack....


A zippo lighter removes hair much faster and much easier than a razor, and also napalms the little shitheads who have made your mound home. BE SURE TO ONLY USE A ZIPPO, however. Butane lighters will barbaque your delicate flesh, which hurts like hell..

BUT, if you do inadvertantly torch your flesh, make sure to grab a saltine and spread some of that substrate on there. It's the gooey stuff right under the newly exposed burned flesh...man, it's amazing, but it tastes like truffles.