Ladies and Gents... I present my new coffee table... 5' long, a cross-section of trunk for the tabletop, almost 3" thick, smaller logs for feet, knurled edges, and enough varnish on the damn thing to coat a house... I don't know, but I think it's a slight improvement over the table it replaced... Returned from the curb from whence it came...
i remember the first thing i dragged from the refuse. a couch, nothin like an old broken into plaid couch. pretty comfortable cept for the an occasional spring in the ass. wouldnt be the last thing. oh an a refridgerator, kept the beers mighty cold till the compressor stopped working a month later.
Two ways, my friend... 1) Find a small-town local woodshop that sells furniture and pay out the ass for a table like this. or - 2) Find one of these at a garage sale like I did. Oddly enough, the garage sale was on the same fucking street that I picked up that shitty table I posted... Coincidentally, I 'donated' that table to a competing thrift store in the area... Oh, and I jewed the lady down to a mere $20 for the coffee table, too...
