Hey Hey, resting comfortably back in Canada after returning from all over africa, what a trip i will post pictures soon, some awesome events took place on this trip, also Castle Beer is the shit. Glad to be back so what did I miss? Sinister
I see much hasn't changed, good times, IMC did you know you could by sveral small african orphans for a box of cereal, just in case you wanted to fill that bag up to the brim........
Tales From Kenya: I took us nealry 2 and 1/2 weeks to trek through kenya with our guide, here are some pointers to follow: 1 - you can say nigger as often as you like, hardly anyone understands it, but if some does you better be able to fight 2 - never trust the "guides" brother to watch your camping gear and back packs as you nic in for a beer, good thing they were heavy and slowed him down 3 - when the guide says keep the fire going at night, you better listen, also getting drunk and passing out and then waking up with the fire out will present some unique photo oppourtunity's to be up close a personal with leopards 4 - good advice, no matter how many times you watched the crocodile hunter, when in africa treat all snakes as if there poisonious. (anti-venom is painful shit), 5 - Durban is an amazing place, lots of hot blonde white chicks, they love anyone who is not black, and not from South Africa, good times had here note: there is also a VD clinic on almost every corner, use a rubber. 6 - Castle lager costs about 35 cents canadian and 18 american good times, very good times 7 - When scuba diving off rob island with great white sharks, keep all hands inside the cage, common sense really, at least you would think 8 - if you are hiking through the congo and you feel like you are being hunted, you most likey are. 9 - when at kruger national park, not a good idea to BBQ, unless you brought enough for everyone, and everyone is this case can run faster, has sharp claws and a very scary look in eyes 10 - no matter how much you had to drink on the guide truck you cannont outrun a cheteah. 11 - if given the oppourtunity to enjoy a Zebra roast, please do, hard to describe but by far the best meat i have ever eaten, so tender and juicy note: wild boar roast eas equally as good, 12 - EAT THE FUCKIN KING PRAWNS IN CAPETOWN, they are huge and delicious. i will have more later as well as photos as soon as my bowels return to full normal operation.
