Come out to play. I will formulate a nice Absinthe bath that will do wonders for your beautiful blond locks.
He could also use some new grout and handpainted Italian tile work; not to mention a homemade milk and avocado deep conditioning mask for his hair. It's so hard getting avocado's here. I suggest you take advantage of the fresh spring crops from California this season.
No fucking way in hell...I would not dare ruin the nice concentration camp luster on my shower walls.
