motorway madness

i was in the middle of a 5 car/van pile up on the M60 today..

btw.. for any of you who drive past a crash on the motorway and give a nelson style "AA-HA".... you may think you are being original/funny... the other 10-20 people who do the same probably do too..

 

Any fatalities? You getting a new car/van out of the deal? We want the dirt...

 

i was in the company van, as a passenger, on the way home from work... there were no fatalities... and i am not discussing any injuries/trauma to my person until i have spoken to my solicitor...

here's a brief synopsis...
van at front braked sharply, car behind him braked sharply, van i was in braked sharply, van behind us braked sharply... all those four stopped, unscathed, bumper to bumper.... unfortunately the car behind us all didn't manage to stop and shunted us all into each other...

 

mind you... i saw a fatal crash this morning on the same motorway...(articulated lorry rolled over) and one yesterday morning... (range rover rolled over).... maybe there's some USMilitarybraincrashwashraythingumycomingfromaprobeinthesunduring thishistoricalheatwavethatsreallyacoverforthebrainwashsunraysamerica arepoundinguswithtomakeusforgetaboutiraq
i think the suns making me put on weight...

anyway.. got to go.. i wanna get home to watch a film (instinct -anthony hopkins)

 

why are you afraid to tell us your theories? or did you not feel like wasting time with the space bar. It was an interesting idea but the heat wave started before Iraq and company. But I do think there is something odd about the fact that the average IQ in America has dropped tremendously. Now that I'm on to that subjec.. nah i wont start..

 

i had a film to go watch.. which was pretty good... now i'm thinking of going off to the wilderness to get away from all you takers... and have fun with monkeys and stuff.. i'm not afraid to talk about my theories.. it's just they're constantly changing... just like the universe... so my grand universal theory is dependant on what mood i'm in and how much sleep i've had and whether i had cheese or not before i went to bed.... and the constant depends on whether i'm holding a 15mm copper pipe or a 6" stainless steel pipe when i'm figuring it out...
so it's a variable constant...

anyway.. testicles-spectacles-wallet&watch.. allahu ackbar.. hare rama etc...

 

I'm too drunk to figure out what you were subtly saying earlier, so I'll just respond with a Hooty Hoo and be done with it...