Most of you guys in here are living proof that whacking off causes brain damage. Now get off the dog and go move your bicycle out of the driveway before Daddy gets home.
how many times r u gonna start the same thread in this forum, HEather? R U FUCKING STUPID? or just a CUNT?? ------------------ I contain fecal matter
Your living proof that the vibrator industry will lead a long and healthy life. ------------------ I think I've gone Insane, I can't remember my own name.
The vibrator is a great invention. I've been single now for all of three months and recieved a pressie of a vibrator-it's great-gets the job done(and quite well if I say so!!) Anyway I used it yesterday evening and put it down the side of my bed to hide it. Came home last night to move it and it was gone I don't know what to do-I mean HOW EMBARASSING. I can't very well say "mother dearest did you by any chance see my vibrator". Well I guess I'll just have to stay quiet and see if the thing turns up
Just dont chip yer teeth.... ------------------ I dont wanna sound like a queer but I think Unicorns are cool...
Well it turned up yesterday when I got home. In the exact spot that I left it! Batteries were low! At least I got it back-I'm going for an upgrade today-been too long without a man!
You could always upgrade and use me Scrawine...And you wont need batteries...Just turn me on...And I go forever!
