Moskau, Scum and Phatboy

You all have been very pleasant to me here at Fugly. I'm sorry that I do not live up to your high(school) expectations.

 

If we wanted any shit out of you we'd squeeze your face.

 

I get it... you are trying to be funny in an unfunny way.

 

Well I guess it's better than being your kinda funny, funny queer, not funny ha ha.

 

Slingblade?

 

Yes, and Dwaine is holding it. Look out your window and tell me what you see.

 

You guys are a bunch of douchebags to new people.

We get one non-spammer and it's fresh meat all around.

 

Be different if he was really new.....

 

Then how non-new is he?

 

It's dan. SpoOon or dio, probably dio. I think nursey 'snuggles with noodle' pic ran him away forever.

 

I don't know who any of those people are.

 

That's because you are not really pukey, you are dan! I knew it, I could tell by your beligerent post about music! How clever you must think you are!

I think spo0o0n hooked up with headee got the aids and died. Dio actually got a job as ed nortons stunt double and they are busy filming "brokeback too: bare knuckles and carpet burns"

So that only leaves you as being dan. Damn you dan.

 

Is that sherlock holmes?

 

No shit _____.

 

You're so hot, I have some weed, and a van, want to go for a ride?

 

You think I am Dan and you want to take me for a ride?

 

I was being facetious, I dont think you're hot, I dont have any weed, and I dont have a van.

Did you know...... Facetious is the only word in the english language with all the vowels in alphabetical order?

 

There is no "y' and "y' is a vowel.

 

Y is sometimes a vowel. Dont you remember that song, A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y, this aint one of them times. unless you want to say it facetiously. Asshole.