these may or may not have been told on here before i guess i dont fucking care either way Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ford. A: I dont have a Ford in my garage Q: What do you get when you throw a baby down the steps A: A boner Q: How many baby's does it take to paint a room ? A: Depends on how deep you cut em' Q: What has two legs and bleeds A: A dog cut in half
heres some Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties. Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on its face! Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line? A. Stopping it with a shovel. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Q: Whats red and white and screams? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What is more fun than stapling babies to the wall? A: Pulling them off. Q: How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little baby face and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at you with those little baby fingers and little baby toes? A: Gouge its eyes out.
