whooo hooo! i am going to Miami from Thurs to Monday! all paid for by 2 sexy French guys. i will be staying on south beach. if someone can find a live cam i'll call you up when i am there so you can get a live pic. if there are no cops around i'll moon ya too.
I was there two weeks ago. All expense paid vacation to Miami by Foster Trucking and Trinity distribution. Very nice this time of year. What the hell are you so fucking happy about? Miami is like 2 and half hours from your house. And you already live 15 minutes from the beach?!? Wouldn't you rather be in New York on some ski slope right now?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: I was there two weeks ago. All expense paid vacation to Miami by Foster Trucking and Trinity distribution. Very nice this time of year. What the hell are you so fucking happy about? Miami is like 2 and half hours from your house. And you already live 15 minutes from the beach?!? Wouldn't you rather be in New York on some ski slope right now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Miami is about 4-5 hours from here actually...but i am fucking overjoyed for a number of reasons. 1) all i do is clean shit. literally. i am in nursing school and i am ready for a break already. 2) i have never been to miami 3) i am broke and i dont have to pay 4) i fucking hate snow, which is why i left NY and moved to FL in the first place 5) yes, the beach is 15 min. from here, but it just cant compare to South Beach Miami almost forgot- 6) 2 hot French guys are taking me So Cheeze, any cool places there i should visit? any tips for dealing with the local cubano's? [ 10-15-2003: Message edited by: ratilla the hun ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: "anotha quaaalude, they love ya in tha mornin..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "then just walk away....we don't have tomorrow, but we had yesterdaayyyyy" i vote you photographer. whaddya think?
Having to hold the camera to film you nude would be like going to a buffet with your mouth stapled shut...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: Actually.... yes I do have some tips. 1)Anyone wearing a Haiwaian shirt or dressed like Sonny Crocket is a fucking tourist. Don't ask them anything cause they don't know shit. 2)Brush up on your spanish. You're gonna need it. If you don't speak Spanish, then the next best thing is to watch Scarface a bunch of times until you understand the accent. 3)Miami is the crime capitol of the world. Don't go anywhere near the inner city at night. Unless you wanna get car-jacked or murdered. Stay close to the beach and populated areas. 4)Really cool, fast cars are usually running drugs. I once watched two men get shot to pieces about 100 miles north of there as they tried to outrun police from Miami and ended up crashing and finally getting their asses shot off. Nice car though. If someone asks to take you for a ride, chances are its to New York. 5)Frenchies are pussies. Have a redneck take you instead. First fight that comes along and you're on your own as they wave their white shirts in surrender. Those nursing skills are gonna come in handy. And my final piece of advice.... 6)Bring a gun
HI! Who needs rifle, if you have your fists? I HAVE FISTS OF STEEL AND I CRUSH ALL WHO DARE OPPOSE ME!!! I am the lion and the lamb... I created all and can destroy it ALL with the mere waive of my hand... If your face should happen to get gnawed on by a lion, turn your blood to ice and your fear to rage and pour out the lamb.. uh-huh
