ATTN: Troll Well, I got this guy and his name is Derek and he likes to pop wheelies and he plans to break your glasses and put tire tracks across your face. And this guy. His name is Randy and although he doesn't look fierce, he has human body parts in his trunk and claims he can gut you in 6 minutes and 34 seconds. And this chic. She's a fucking model. Top that shit. She may not look like much, but she can fold herself up and hide just about anywhere and she's fast as hell. She pukes stomach acid that will eat off your face. AND this guy (yes, it is a guy). Raven will burn you with clove cigarettes and make you listen to Bauhaus until your ears bleed and go deaf. And Cyrus... he's homeless and I gave him a beer and told him that you won the lottery and plan on having black slaves and he's going to fucking KILL you! And Elliot, Schmed's uncle. He's the fucking spoonman. The last person to piss him off ended up like this: Hmm... 1 2 3 4 5 6 Up to six.
That is some of the funniest shit I have read on here in awhile :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . But how did you find my Uncle, he's been missing for months!! ANd kepp that one guy away, I never ever wantt o hear the Bauhaus ever again!!
I met him at a dinner party. I snapped that picture because I thought he was just joking around. I had no idea that those spoons are sewed onto his face! He is a hardcore mother. He's like the godfather of utensils.... the king of cutlery. Definitely NOT to be fucked with. Oh... just talked to Randy... he said he's waiting with bated breath to and I quote "fillet someone". Don't fuck with Randy.
Re:Hired help Yeah here in the U.S. we call them, Fucking bums., and we don't let them into our house, more or less buy them booze.
:roll: Looks like the only ass that guy's going to kick will be his own. Fortunately, for him (and you) I have recruited this gentleman who can deactivate ANYTHING in less than 4 seconds and then blow your brains out for trying.
I seem to recall schmed saying he has seen your tits, or was it bungle? Can't remember. So the webcam slut might be you, and florida is in the east so it could be rat, but then I don't know where pukey lives.
Showing ONE guy doesn't make me a slut. But then again he probably gets so little he thinks any girl is a slut.
Yes it does. (make you a slut) I'm not in Rat Tool's sig because my band of thugs has frightened him to no end. Please don't come after me with your band of thugs. I am really scared of them, especially Schmed's uncle and Cyrus. I know you have the negotiator although you haven't posted his picture and he can reason with my trolls and then they will join your band of thugs and I will be left alone... with my Elton John records as my only friend.
Well I don't screw around so I can' be a slut. Well, except Schmed, Dwaine Scum, canine_STD, Fugly .... But doesn't everyone?
