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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Rat's Tool, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. Schmed

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    I realize the numbers correspond with whats written, but I still don't understand what the hell it meant on 6, a secret admirer, I'm not sure that's even a person sitting on the porch..and if it were a person, why would it be a secret ad..ohh on account of how HOT I am.
     
  2. Schmed

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    And wait a second, what letters am I blocking out??
     
  3. Reizvolles

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    I think it means the tat near the right-hand wrist. Maybe you should get a better picture of the tat for the poor moron?
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I didn't get the numbers either and I didn't see anyone on the porch. I really couldn't see anything past the guns shirt. :(
     
  5. Dr.Roboto

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    you meen these musles?


    a pic you so cleaverly named depressed. this hairy and flabby body your "girlfriend" finds so sexy.
    it amazes me to find that you can still see with those glasses whos thickness rivals that of the hubble telescope's main refractor lense. screw burning ants you can quiet possibly atomize them in to oblivion or consentrait the beam of a $10 laser to cut with the precision of the world best CNC cutting machines. can you see well in the dark? better than FLIR night vision?

    or how about this pic?






    is your girlfriend blind? a mental patient? a blind mental patient?
    oh wait a tic here she er he is.




    quiet a cutie isnt she/he. really needs a trim but hey if you like em like that thats your own thing right?
    why dont you take her out and pamper her, you know a shave, wax, ass massage, trim a perm something to make her a little more presentable to the public eye.

    maybe this guy can do it for you



    im sure hes got some sort of edwards sissor hands attachment for that mirical of science attached to the elbow.
     
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  7. Schmed

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    Schmood is a horrible play on my name, just pitiful...Schmegma is number one, try useing that for better effect, Schmeck is alright also, Schmuck..good, I'm sure some others on here could come up with some, Barfy and I get into it now and then, I'm sure she has a few...anyone, help the Karate Kid out and come up with a better name for it to use on me so it can at least try to sound like it has a shred of intelligence..
     
  8. Reizvolles

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    Rat's tool - remember breathe in through nose and out through mouth. Wax on, wax off.
     
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    Any relation?
     
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  12. Schmed

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    Yea, make me have a spoon!! That would be a miracle of modern day technology!! It seems to be clinging to this spoon thing.
     
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  14. unlimited-time

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    O.K. You have posted a dark pic of some guy in a room with some booze on a table and thats meant to threaten us because...you might turn up at our houses loaded to booze and turn all our lights off?
     
  15. Schmed

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    And it managed to spell prophet wrong...
     
  16. smiles

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    no i'm pritty sure that one business was concluded between them too that tool did indeed make a profit
     
  17. DrBungle

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  18. DrBungle

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    man wtf?! I wrote stuff up there!

    I was just saying how it took three minutes to make that thing, and I'm not putting any more time or spoons into it!

    But ya'll have fun. I don't care.
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    Hey Doc u can edit now.
     
  20. Schmed

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    Back to my shirt thing...and Bungle...umm I was already holding a spoon in that pic, so you don't have to go and add it :wink: .
     

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