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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by hippe_chic_420, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. hippe_chic_420

    hippe_chic_420 New Member

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    Q: What is another name for Pizza?

    A: Abortion on toast

     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I went 'Ughhh' when i heard that*


    *the first time (well-we were all 13 once,weren't we!)
     
  3. xpert

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    abortion on toast? doesnt even make sense...............dumb!
     
  4. chester grape

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    I'm with you, Koors. maybe it's funnier the other way round:

    Q. What's another name for abortion on toast?
    A. Pizza!!

    Hmmm. It's not, is it?
     
  5. chester grape

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    Or is it?
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    No that joke is the sort of thing that was probably made up by a 13 year old school girl.
    Rossy!Come and make 'Lil' Miss Naughty' wet her panties!!
     
  7. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by my good self:
    yeah, well while you're thinking, post naked pics.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    unless you look like this:
     
  8. hippe_chic_420

    hippe_chic_420 New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That looks like a chic that lives in my town

     
  9. canine_STD

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    she's not a "young musician" by any chance?
     
  10. hippe_chic_420

    hippe_chic_420 New Member

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    Meh.... Oh well..... I couldn't think of any other jokes, since all of them are on FUGLY anywayz. I will think of a good one... maybe I wont.... fuck I'm stoned

    Later
     
  11. canine_STD

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    yeah, well while you're thinking, post naked pics.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lil' Miss Naughty:
    fuck I'm stoned <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and stupid
     
  13. hippe_chic_420

    hippe_chic_420 New Member

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    I doubt it...
     
  14. canine_STD

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    So where are these naked pics? You cant post here until you've distributed them around the forums.
    Fugly law
     
  15. Toronto_Represent

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lil' Miss Naughty:
    Q: What is another name for Pizza?

    A: Abortion on toast

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Q. What's black & blue and doesn't like sex?
    A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.

    C'mon!!!! Just a joke!! LMAO!

     
  16. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    So where are these naked pics? You cant post here until you've distributed them around the forums.
    Fugly law
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We will need to see them as soon as possible, in order to validate certain statements made earlier, thanks in advance
    disbarred attorney
     
  17. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    No that joke is the sort of thing that was probably made up by a 13 year old school girl.
    Rossy!Come and make 'Lil' Miss Naughty' wet her panties!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I'm here!!! Lil miss naughty I am here to make all your wild dreams cum true baby! Just let me use some of my lamby magic on your ass and the night will be good to both of us!

    Is that what u wanted Nursey, or was it something else?
     

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