Miller Chill

Anyone try this new green label Miller beer? I have a six-pack in the car for this weekend. I'll give a report later.

 

boy, how I miss booze. *sighs*

 

I tried it, a rep from the company gave me a six pack. I drank one a week ago and there are still five in my fridge. It's Millers answer to Corona. It has the salt and lime brewed right into the beer, stick with Corona.

 

Yeah, I still like Corona. I tried Tequiza when it first launched and I liked the first one. After drinking about three, the sweet aftertaste was too much. I drink Miller Lite with lime in it at home so this may be the ticket.

But how bad was it that you only drank one? Have you a newfound restraint or did you just move onto the half-rack of Coronas you already had iced?

 

how many times do i have to tell you dirty assholes?


The reason there is a lime on a Corona is, there is ZERO sterilization laws in Corona Mexico. They recycle the bottles, and you are lucky is they wash them out. The lime is very acidic, and will kill whatever nasties are on the mouth ring of the bottle. You don't have to worry about that here, as we have pasteurization, and sterilization laws in the USA. If you are Mexico, and plop the lime in your beer, they will wait for you to get drunk, and mug your gringo ass in the parking lot.

 

So very true

 

The reason I put a lime in mine is because I LIKE LIMES!! I put them in club soda and even in water. I even put them in my dirty asshole to clean Sr. Sanchez' goatee before a night on the town. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. I like germs!! And I like LIMES!!! Leave me ALONE!!!

 

it is customary to put lime and salt in a tacate (can)

 

My Mom worked for a distributor in Waco. Corona always went thru some deacon thing at the place before they shipped it out. This was the 80's when it was still only being bottled in Mexico.

 

Blechhh! It's Tequiza all over again. Maybe it'd be better if I were chomping chips and salsa to break up the taste but it's too sweet. I'm going back to Miller Lite and/or Corona with lime I put in myself.

 

Ever drink any Negra Modelo?

 

I hate beer, but a lot of people love Yuengling in my neck of the woods.

 

Yuengling is ok. BTW, I still have 4 Miller Chills left. They're pretty nasty but I can stand one with food.

Barry, you and Imp want these last 4 Miller Chills? Drop by and they're yours.

 

I tried one last nght just to see if I could drink just ONE. The answer is yes, because it tastes just like a spoiled, fermented lime. I suggest that you save them for a night when you lose control, drink about 12 Miller Lites, and then need a few more to polish off the evening. After 12 they all taste the same anyway, right?

 

You talking about beer or pussy???

 

Yuengling is considered a delicacy to some - especially those whom have moved from the east and settled in these parts. I picked some up at a Walmart Supercenter in Alabama, I think, last summer, and it was pretty decent.

Negra Modelo is one of the very few Mexican beers I can actually enjoy. Barbie, if you like your beer like you like your men (dark and stout), you might enjoy some "Old Rasputin - Russian Imperial Stout." It's knocked Guinness off the chart for me. Try some... It'll put hair on your chest.

 

I really can't do alcohol. It makes my reflux even worse. I would drink wine above anything. I don't like the fizzy stuff... makes my collarbone hurt for some reason.

 

Was that an attempt at a joke?

 

I bought some of this tonight. This is the closet thing to drinking liquid shit I think I will ever come. If I ever thought of what a Mexicans asshole tastes like this is it.