Midgets and Paraplegics

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Anal_Bagpipe, Mar 6, 2001.

  1. Anal_Bagpipe

    Anal_Bagpipe New Member

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    I want a midget to play with, and a paraplegic to kick

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  3. pimpchichi

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    how would you play with your midgets??

    wouldn't a mini-me be cool.. and if you could train it to do tricks... or be an attack midget.. have you noticed a lot of midgets wear beards... probably 'cos of all the pantos... but dwarves... would you make your midget dress up like a dwarf... and if he did.. would he suddenly get dwarf like qualities and start bringing home gold and gems he'd just dug out the back yard....
    what about a femidget... would you put up with a midget-bitch.. the incessant micro-nagging... but if you had a she-dwarf.. would you fuck her... c'mon.. just once... and if you did fuck her.. would you video it and send it to fugly... (please)..
    a PimpMidget'd be cool.. he could sell the 7 rent-dwarves asses down kings cross station for £45 a cum-shot.. (exotica commands a higher fee.. even in the seediest partsa london)... and he'd carry a cut-throat.. but it'd be like a samurai sword compared to his miniscule pimpness... and he'd hardly be able to cut many throats with his cut-throat... but i guess knee-capping is effective.. just ask scrawine.. she's irish.. patella-ectomies a speciality....
    but yeah... midgets.. how do you eat yours??

    i throw this one to the floor...
     
  4. Silent But Deadly

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    If I had a midgi person I would be kind to him until the imbalance in his head started to show then I would put one of them electric dog collars on him....but before it was all bad I would be kind, I would make him a little migdi drawn carridge with black little midgis pulling it and he could dangle ribs and fried chicken in front of them to taunt them to run faster and keep up with me...and I would shock him to make him mad so that he would be more mean to the little niglets...it would be fun I would take pictures...
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    'a femidget'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hehe...Sounds like a female contraceptive.
     
  6. Icare

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    Err
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
    Err <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Was that a pic or a link?(my guess pic)

    65+ Looks like Mrs. Gangbang 1943...Was unreal! Talk about saggy pussy...Oh dearie me...

    And as for the amputee...Pretty girl...But I bet she's a lousy cook...




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  8. Icare

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  9. PinkorBrown69

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    Er..I guess it's workin now..Was gonna say, were you trying to post a pic of her?

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  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Was that a pic or a link?(my guess pic)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    good guess... it's some dwarf bitch gettin rammed
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
    65+ Looks like Mrs. Gangbang 1943...Was unreal! Talk about saggy pussy...Oh dearie me...

    And as for the amputee...Pretty girl...But I bet she's a lousy cook...
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    what the fuck are you talking about here?? what saggy pussy?? what amputee??
    did you overdose on vodka/redbull/charlie cocktail??
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    what the fuck are you talking about here?? what saggy pussy?? what amputee??
    did you overdose on vodka/redbull/charlie cocktail??
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    This saggy pussy



    And this aputee





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