Mia is nice, eh?

Mia makes males masturbation more mmyummy

 

yes if you are a horse..

 

Mia, the only time I would think about you and your haggard smoker's face in any sort of sexual context would be to stave off orgasm.

 

lol I amgoing to try that, next time I am fucking, when i am a bout to pop off, Ill just imagine old evil horse eye

 

all you need is a split second, otherwise you run the risk of deflating your balloon.

 

So are you saying that Mia has a use afterall?

 

i give a good upchuck reaction for guys thinking of me too!!

 

Looks like the KY whore is at it again: I'm sure you could get at least five bucks for that.

 

*Plus shipping and handling.

 

I want to take those colons and stick them up your colon.

now shut up cunt lips

 

I've graduated from "cunt" to "cunt lips" ...Oh, HAPPY Day!!!

 

i thought you were going to cook dinner? hurry up and fuck off so you can choke on it.

 

My sauce is thickening...all that takes patience--

Isn't your Papa around to manhandle you tonight?


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you really have a thing for my father and i ... is that some sort of secret fetish you sick fuck? my father is dead you moron yet you keep going on about it. now go satisfy you own "daddy lust" and shack up with your own father.

 

havent you learned yet? Everyone on the internets fater and mother is dead

 

poor dwaine. ill be your father figure. ill teach you the proper way of wearing makeup, how to dress pretty, and hown to brain your hair *squeals*

 

Hence the 'I <3 necrophilia' signature.

 

You know how to brain hair?

 

I believe any large blunt object will do.

 

i meant BRAID! its these fat stumpy fingers i tell you!