http://www.flurl.com/item/Mexican_Girls_Get_the_Scare_of_Their_Lives__u_230735 If this happened in the USA it would be a charge or assault and battery and a civil suit for PTSD. Especially the girl that finds the guy hanging. She would get millions from a jury here for inflicting emotional distress. I still laughed though.
That is fucking hillarious. I actually felt sorry for the elevator chicks. But see what kind of fun can be had in a country not ruled by trial lawyers?
damn joe.... regardless of everything we don't agree on it's nice to know that we can gawk over the same heinie
Haha! Liberal or conservative either way there is always something to be agreed on. I'll try to hold off on politics anyway till Late 2007. Try like a moth tries to avoid the flame. But in the mean time That girl's got some cushion that needs poppa Joe's pushin.
Pervertes' all of jooo. I have been startled several times, and my initial reaction is to hit the thing as hard as I can. If someone jumped out of a box at me, there is no doubt I would knock his nose through his earhole. Not because I am so bad or anything, it would just be a panic response. I know I would do that, because it has happened several times. Once a dog got into my garage, and was trapped for several days. When I opened the door, he tried to jump over me. It scared me so bad that I screamed and hit him. My hand hurt for months. I did the same thing in a haunted house. Pity the fool that jumps out of a box on me. Black eye, and a cleaning bill for my good pants minimum.
My wife came back in the house after leaving for work through the bedroom door which is about six feet from the end of the bed. Just so you can picture this is a ...I dunno why the hell they call it this but, a "French" door that leads to the outside patio. The door sticks in the spring when the ground swells with the rain. She has to hit it with her hip several times. So I'm dead asleep and having some red dawn nightmare. Anyways suddenly in my dream I'm barricaded in a vacant building in hot enemy territory and trying to get sleep when I am awaken by someone kicking in the door. No time to grab a weapon or dressed I came flying off the end of the bed three feet in the air fist cocked back, then somewhere in mid air I figured out and woke from my dream. There was my wife with a terrified look on her face and me hurling forward like a projectile unable to put on the breaks. We laugh about it now.
I dont understand some of the spanish humor, kind of like english humor I guess, but the chichs are a lot hotter. My wife has learned that I am crazy when I sleep. Especially if she is all up on me. I dont know what happened, but she threw her arm over me and I guess I was dreaming that I was in a bar fight or something, and I open handed her in the forehead, and of course I woke up as soon as I heard the 'smack' with her looking at me very upset, "oh, I am so sorry. really" as I started laughing.
Oh come on now, you know if they did a percentage of the total population and the total number of trailers for each state Alabama would win by a landslide. Of course who knew you could fit 32 people into a single wide trailer? The wife and I were out enjoying a cold beer at our local Chilli's when a young couple sat near us at the bar. They informed us they were from Alabama, and that they were in town so he could do some contract work at Fort Gordon. After about 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that my 6 year old had a better command of the English language than this 22 year old from Alabama. His girlfriend kept bragging about how he had a Hilti nail gun, "the one you know where you need a permit but he doesnt have one" I am so thankful for alabama, well and Mississippi too.....
So this "dumbass" was brought into Georgia? Could none of your local knuckle-draggers handle the job?
