Membership?

What the fuck more could you get out of fugly.com? Seriously what added stuff do you get by joining?

 

free blowjobs from me n kit

 

If only *sighs wistfully*

 

And a free packet of Golden Nuggets from dubya.

 

free porn, member porn ( my ass included ) and you get to learn all the special secrets all us members know!

 

secrets?? you have secrets?? awwww i wanna know now

 

"Reeeegrets, I've had a few, but then again.... blah de blah de blah...
You know the score. Pissed, bed now...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon:
free blowjobs from me n kit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AHHHHHHHH! WTF?! I bite.
how about immunity from my kastrating episodes?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
free porn, member porn ( my ass included ) and you get to learn all the special secrets all us members know!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not a member and I know allll the secrets....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
And a free packet of Golden Nuggets from dubya.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bollocks to that mate, these are my Golden Nuggets®, I don't dish out my nuggets willy nilly...

You can have some sugar tobacco tho' if you want?

 

hey I have a membership... where are my free blowjobs?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sub:
What the fuck more could you get out of fugly.com? Seriously what added stuff do you get by joining?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geess!!!

So fucking greedy!!!!

Being able to post with the best freaks and weirdos on the internet not good enough!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
hey I have a membership... where are my free blowjobs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

assk Whore of Babylon

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by krackwhore kit:
assk Whore of Babylon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ask kit

 

Pair of gobshites! Don't be saying stuff you aren't prepared to make good on...

 

kit would have no idea on what to do with a dick ,more or less try to suck one... you? I have no idea


But every girl I have ever talked too, they always say, "I give the best head ever!!!!"

Someone has to be lying... the best head in the world is probaly given my some fag that has been in prison for 20 years think about it, he has had the most practice. Damn Im rambling... Ugh I hate being in pain and out of work for a few days *sighs*

 

I give the best head in the world.

 

I fucking knew you were gonna say that!

You were (nearly) right IMC...

 

i might suck at it, but i really love giving head so i'm probably pretty okay at it. hmmph. i think i am gonna go suck a dick now.

 

i probably suck at sucking dick too. i never said i was the best at giving head n e way. but like when IMC said when he was in prison, i got lotsa practice too. not dat i been in prison like IMC, but i have given my share of headjobs. maybe im on par with ratilla or something. but i dunno cos i aint got a dick and if i did i dont think ratilla would suck it. have i confused u enough?