Medicvet Hiku game

LOOOOOL

 

Finally, some recognition.

 

Recognition - you mean like compliments?

Ok, here goes.

Dr Bungle, I saw your picture in the "Post your Pictures" section. You are not nearly as unattractive nor ignorant looking as I had imagined you to be when I had no picture to look at for reference. I think you may be my son. Was your mother's name Rita?

Is that recognition or what?

Barry

 

My mom's name is Diane. And I guess you didn't notice I have hair?

 

....*like a candle in the wind...oooooh....oooooh..etc...

 

Ouch, that hurt.
....and here I was trying to be nice.

Barry

 

Hey, being bald is the result of having too much testosterone--which is the main hormone involved with the sex drive.

See where I'm going with this?

 

back hair body warts
my gut is slipping southwards
i begin to age

 

The wig shop?

 

Dubya is on FIRE!

Don't know what yer on but I hope you have a massive supply of it.

 

2 weeks tops, depending on how much I can sell. Interested?

 

well i'm not pissing on him

 

History does repeat itself then?

 

why did i not piss on you last time?

 

Dubya is on fire
Pimp, laughing, won't pee on him
friends should pee on friends

 

I think this medicvet Haiku thread is the funniest ever.

pigtails dipped in inkwells
full of gas
prayer candles bide their time

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6505&start=6&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=pigtails

Is that Haiku?

Barry

 

fivepaknh chasing
bewildering blithering
medicvet saga

 

dubya stokes a ball of flame
sweating o'er the devils kiss
pimp fails to help with his piss

 

dead armadillo
drowsy trees soaking up sun
country road sojourn

 

No, Barry, it's not.
Haiku is 5-7-5
You fucking moron.