Medical Examiner Case 0001-C

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, Oct 13, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Coming soon to fugly forums...
     
  2. Emetic

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    ???????

    Shit, Kitana, I've been sitting here for over 2 1/2hrs now, waiting for your promised followup. Will you hurry up? I've really gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't wanna miss anything....
     
  3. Emetic

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    Dammit, I've REALLY gotta squirt now, and real soon. I can't hold it much longer, Kitana....puh-leeeze put me outta my misery and post those things!!!
     
  4. Emetic

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    For everyone else hanging by their screens & waiting for Kitana to grace us with her latest bombshell of engaging and fascinating material, I'll try to fill the gap with...

    PICTURES OF MY FINGERNAILS GROWING

     
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  7. pimpchichi

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    nice manicure... never done a hard days work in his life...
     
  8. Emetic

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    Hold the phones!

    STOP THE PRESSES!!!

    It looks like a bold challenger is breaking away from the pack!! Watch him make his move:
     
  9. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Sniped enviously by Pimp:
    nice manicure...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    The results one can get with clippers instead of teeth are amazing. Try it sometime.

    Now, let's skip irrelevant digressions and get back to the drama of sheer human struggle in progress:

     
  10. Disorder

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    yeah kit, get your wabs out, there are men, hungry and drooling waiting for it.. (me especially)

    so go on kit

    get out your boobies
     
  11. sparky69

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    i am gonna have to agree with disorder on this one i want to see your tits
    so go on lets see them hooters
     
  12. kitana

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    not my boobies!
    medical examiner as in autopsy and death!
     
  13. kitana

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    and emetic: no one wants to see your cum-crusted fingernails!

    disorder: i will show you more if you come over to my house
     
  14. sparky69

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    what is up with the pics when are you gonna post them
     
  15. kitana

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    Medical Examination Report

    Date: October 13, 2001
    Name: Skunkie
    Age: approx. 2 months
    Race: Feline Domesticus
    Cause of Death: Murder

    Skunkie had a punctured lung, bleeding under the skin, and punctured bowels. Bowels were protruding through the abdomen, under the skin. No broken bones were found and there was no external bleeding.

    The punctures were from long, sharp teeth, in the shape of a large dog's mouth.

    Note: There was no external bleeding and no broken bones found. This is because kittens are very flexible and their skin and fur are very soft.




















     
  16. sparky69

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    i just want to say that was fuckin nasty
    i loved it
     
  17. kitana

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  18. sparky69

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    ok that is a little too much of that for me it was good untill you started to skin the car. over all it was groovey
     
  19. kitana

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    sparky, i wasnt skinning the cat just to skin him, i was removing the skin so that i could see what damage was done internally. in the last pic, i was looking for broken bones, actually splintered bones b/c kitten bones are flexible. i felt and found none.
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    emetic.. use an empty receptacle... it looks like this is the long-haul...
     

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