Me, the party pooper

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by OllieRetard, Jan 2, 2001.

  1. OllieRetard

    OllieRetard New Member

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    I think I'm getting old and crusty. Life isn't joyfull and I fear La Fille en Suise was disapointed with my lack of enthusiasm on Old Year's Night. I coudln't deal with the univited guest and the fact that the crab cakes were not the overwhelming success that I had anticipated. Please do not mention the salmon mousse ... it's blandness was only surpassed by my colourless disposition.

    I will be giving that troll, who works at the market, a piece of what's left of my mind for selling me an inferior product. I shall pinch him with his very own robster craw.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Dear Ollie, I hope you had a joyus Festivis, and the feats of strength were as amazing as last year
     
  3. timeforyumyums

    timeforyumyums New Member

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    Huh?!?!?!?!
    What the hell was just said?!?!?!
     
  4. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Dear Ollie, I hope you had a joyus Festivis, and the feats of strength were as amazing as last year<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    erm that i think


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  5. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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  6. Fecal Leaker

    Fecal Leaker New Member

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    For fuck sakes SBD, figure out how to post a fucking pic. The instructions r in the UBB code link. And stop testing in everyfucking forum. U got some good pics, but u r starting to drive me FUCKING NUTS

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  7. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    Sorry holmes! im all done...

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