Masturbation just ain't the same no more...

I just don't know why...

Maybe it's the Carpal Tunnel...

Maybe it's the diarrhea I've been having lately...

Maybe I should just get a job in a nursing home...

Maybe... *gasp* ...I just need to get laid?

 

Think about getting laid!!

Problem solved...

 

He just can't 'bare' the thought of cheating on me with his hand.

 

Unless he wears a marigold (UK brand of domestic rubber glove) and then technically he isn't cheating....surely?

Or even uses his 'weaker' arm....(now that's a challenge fellas!)

 

Just like masturbate in a different area code or something, then you wouldn’t be cheating..

 

Aha! Someone's been watching 'Road Trip'!

 

!

 

Is it getting boring?
Try putting your finger in your ass!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
He just can't 'bare' the thought of cheating on me with his hand. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

I love masturbation, has to be one of my favourite things to do when bored.Bofore one of you complete cunts comment, yes im a total wanker
It's even better when u have a friend help

 

I agree, you can't beat a good solo, erm...* cough *...are you bored? Do you need a hand from a friend?

 

What is it about women not admitting they beat the duck meat?

I bet most of the girls who say it's disgusting go home and pull out their moms favorite dildo.

Girls are so lucky, they get to use shit like Bananas and screwdrivers.

All we got is our hands, not very erotic is it?

 

Which reminds me...

 

Have any of you guys sat on your hand until it went numb and then rubbed one off?

Ala "Gone In 60 Seconds"?

 

Never use a carrot straight from the fridge

 

Only 5?

 

maybe you should use some lotion?

 

wow katie, thanks for the insight.. you stupid cunt..

 

well why the fuck else would it be raw?! fucking asshole

 

HAHAHA