MARTIN! MY MEMBERSHIT

isnt working. some help, plz? u havent replied to my email n message.

 

you lost your virginity yet? you still suck

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
you lost your virginity yet? you still suck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yea, i posted that i got laid.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
Kitana. Email me with your username/password. I have to re-add it again.

Where have you been?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

trying to skore with other guys...detox...psych ward, usual stuff.
spank u.

 

Did you fuck 1337??

 

Kit got laid?!?

Who was she?!? Was it fun? Did you catch any communicable diseases?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
Did you fuck 1337??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no he is too far.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
Kit got laid?!?

Who was she?!? Was it fun? Did you catch any communicable diseases?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it was a man god damit. yea it was ok. it was too fast for me to enjoy tho. no diseases...this guy was klean.

 

"Too fast for you to enjoy?"

What happened, did he turn on the light mid-stroke?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

sounds like it was a double cherry popping ceremony

 

no lemme tell u guys the story.

i went to the airport to pick up my aunt.
n this big guy in army uniform kalled me over to this little room that was made for security purposes. he was about 6.5 r so feet tall, huge arms, muscular, well built. he had piercing blue eyes. he told me that he needed to check me and put his hands all over me. i kame really quick and i guess he did, too, b/c he finished after about 1.5 minutes. damn, it makes me horny just thinking about it.

 

wow that sounds really hott kit.............

 

Wow. Those new airport security measures are really thorough, aren't they?

Does anyone else smell something here?

 

I smell a stinking pile of dog shit.

Kit they don't fuck in airports........cumming in a minute in a half...he must have premature ejaculation probs. Kit when u said 1337 was too far away, does that mean u would fuck him if he was there??

 

Are you kidding? Kit's like an erect penis just looking for a warm hole...

 

You sure know how to beat an analogy to death, don't tyou?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
wow that sounds really hott kit.............<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yea it does...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
Wow. Those new airport security measures are really thorough, aren't they?

Does anyone else smell something here?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

very thorough. i smell lip gloss.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
I smell a stinking pile of dog shit.

Kit they don't fuck in airports........cumming in a minute in a half...he must have premature ejaculation probs. Kit when u said 1337 was too far away, does that mean u would fuck him if he was there??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i suggest u klean yer room then. yer supposed to go dump in the toilet.
hey, it was my first time, what do u expekt?
no, if he was here, i would hang out with him.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
Are you kidding? Kit's like an erect penis just looking for a warm hole...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOMO=WARM HOLE
bend over

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You sure know how to beat an analogy to death, don't tyou?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whut?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

i suggest u klean yer room then. yer supposed to go dump in the toilet.
hey, it was my first time, what do u expekt?
no, if he was here, i would hang out with him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I keep forgetting what the toilet is for! I thought your first time was with Jeremy??? If he was here I wouldn't hang out with him.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
I keep forgetting what the toilet is for! I thought your first time was with Jeremy??? If he was here I wouldn't hang out with him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, he wanted to, butt i didnt.

 

did ya beat him down kit?