Martin beat the shit out of a mall Santa?

Thats really fucking cool.

 

yeah its cool until you get a call from harlan at midnight jabbering something about borrowing money for bail.. God I hate that fucking idiot..(harlan not martin)

 

He just did what everyone wants to do during Christmas time. I'd pound the shit out one of those fat bastards if I could get away with it.

Give me some coal in my stocking mother fucker!!! C'mere and let me show you something---the back of my hand!
How ya like dem apples?

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You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.

 

When I was 10, I tripped one of the hostess munchies at a fair cuz he kept trying to touch me...

 

that was a genuine mistake anti, he merely mistook you for a trash can in his efforts to dispose of his litter in a mature and sencible way

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

its a known fact, if your 10 to 13 years old, and you want some old perverted man to stick his penis in your mouth, Just goto the bathroom alone at the NC state fair

 

I used to be a manwhore, until i got chlemidia, my dick rotted off

 

yeah, can you station me in saigon? so i can be a saigon whore?

 

Me love you long time!

 

I want fat bastards to refer to me as "the saigon whore who bit their nose off"

 

Cool, sounds wicked pisser. I mean me so sorry

 

god damn.. I see tofu is expensive worldwide

 

one time when i was 10, at six flags i pulled on foghorn leghorn's tail and the fucker that walks around with him bitched me out. He's definately on my "to beat the shit out of when i get buff" list.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
can you make tea??


... it has to be done to a strict ritual ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what kind of ritual?

 

I cow you you fucks.

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Im a locksmith. And, im a locksmith

 

i could do that

 

I tried the milk with lemon tea, it gave me the winds, but overall it was pretty fucking good. If I lose fingers I can't do it, I need them to jerk off

 

Anyone want some of my tea? Its specially brewed...

 

does it have your "special sauce" in it?

 

special sauce and more.....