Marry an ugly millionaire

Someone please tell me this is just a joke site-theres no way this could be real!!!!!


http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/

 

It's the Internet.

 

my gut is tellin me that net or no, that this one is real, tho...

 

When they say ugly, do they mean emotionally?

 

Fuck no, that shits not real-

Now I have to go scan my registry just to make sure it wasn't infected by a virus just by visiting . *shudders*

 

The virus is in your brain, sucka. Down low, near the circle of willis. When the levy breaks. . .

 

Hows the wifes girlfriend going?

 

Was that supposed to be a zing?

 

Whats a Zing????

 

[whoosh]...she's doing great.[/whoosh]

 

Yip yes I am with you all the way uhuh, its all good mate, nae probs , wish I could do smaller writing . . . . . fading out now . . . . ..................,'.

 

Do your mommy and daddy know you post here?

 

No but please dont tell them as Daddy will tan my arse and Mummy will skin me alive, my fate is in your' hands Mr Bungle scared face scared face ( there r no smilies for them , eh?) :?

 

:shock: :shock: :shock: < scared faces. 8)

 

They look SHOCKED to me.

 

I prefer to think of them as beyond scared..shocked to the point of being terrified..I can be creative like that..

 

Creativity roooooolz