Man Whore?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by crapflinger, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. crapflinger

    crapflinger New Member

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    First of all, I'm new. Go me. I figured this would be a good a place as any to run a situation by a group of people who won't either a) shove Jesus down my throat or b) stab me with something sharp.

    I'm at a small party, maybe about 10 people, and drunk out of my fucking mind. I'm 15, female, and have a reputation of being the "sweet innocent type" since I'm the most mild out of all my friends, who are potheads. Anyways, while I'm drunk and everyone is hitting bongs, I start clinging onto this 20 year old, who I'll call "Gunther". For some reason it seems like a good idea to me to try and hook up with this guy, who has spent about 5 years of his life in jail for taking a pipe to a man and a woman outside a supermarket. So once me and Gunther are alone in the living room, he starts to kiss me. Then he goes into the bedroom and tells me to come. I follow him, and he tells me to take all my clothes off. Of course, I comply. After about 5 minutes of foreplay he tells me to lie down on my back, which I do. After a few minutes I start screaming from the pain, which somehow came accross as just me being whorish. When I come bleeding and limping out of the room, everyone is immitating me. Lovely. When I wake up in the morning him and his friend are making moaning noises, until they notice I'm awake, to which Gunther comments "Wassap Nicole?" Hmm.

    Now, I know it was just fucking. But every single person at that party knew what went down, and I'm stuck at what to do about the situation.

    Am I a slut for sleeping with him in the first place? After all, I was all over him to begin with.

    Is he the slut for sleeping with a 15 year old girl, who was drunk to the point of throwing up 5 times?

    Should I just not bitch about it and put up with the "Ohh, ohh, mmmm, OHHHHH" everytime someone from that party sees me?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Does anyone ever read that disclaimer when they sign up saying "you agree to the rules?" and one of the rules being "you must be over the age of 18"

    I hate dumb motherfuckers... no one gives a shit about you.. we would all be much happier if you would fucking die... go take some ecstacy and die in a rave or something...

    not that Im bitter or anything...

    P.S. I would stab you with something sharp, praise jesus

    [ September 02, 2002: Message edited by: Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC ]
     
  3. crapflinger

    crapflinger New Member

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    I too hate dumb motherfuckers who don't realize that no one reads those damn things and theres probably dozens of prepubescent little shits running around on these boards anyways.

    But I apperciate the advice.

    [ September 02, 2002: Message edited by: Pitchfork Angel ]
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah thats the only logical answer you filthy whore... kill yourself...

    The Almighty IMC has spoken
     
  5. kat

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    Honey,I think that worrying about your friends making fun of your moaning is the least of your problems right now..

    Couple things I find extremely odd/creepy about this:
    1) theres 15 year olds going around nowadays getting drunk and fucking random guys at parties(its expected of 20+,but come on, 15??)

    2) there are some dirty 20-somethings who fully realize their high school years are over,but arent ready to grow up yet and actually have a life,and who are trying to escape from reality by attempting to fit in with lil teenyboppers??


    I think I'm starting to agree with that joke about the gene pool needing chlorine, especially when fuckheads like this chick come out of the woodwork....
     
  6. crapflinger

    crapflinger New Member

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    I'm not so much concerned about people making fun of moaning noises, but that everyone thinks I'm a dirty whore. I think I'll curl into the fetal posistion in my closet for the next few months.

    And I resent the term teenybopper.
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:
    And I resent the term teenybopper.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Like we fucking care, shit.

    Basically, here's my advice to you, put into your perspective. The whole world knows you're a slut. Might as well go with it.

    Normal people don't come to fugly.com looking for advice, but since you're new, I'll cut you some slack. Come over to my place, suck my dick, and ride my cock like you're applying for a job - then, and only then, will you be considered for enployment.

    BTW, bring some beer to speed up your application process.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I told you slut, only one logical solution... kill your fucking self.. you fucking tramp.. I hope that guy gave you a fucking STD... this is all a fucking farce anyways, no 15 year old slut is going to post like this on the forums. If they do its a fucking cop looking to bust someone (ME) trying to get a underage girl to meat up with them (ME) for a blowjob.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Hey IMC... I lied earlier... I'm an 8 year old girl typing on my daddy's computer while he's at work. Will you violate my every cavity for me? -- thanks!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Hey IMC... Will you violate my every cavity for me? -- thanks! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    With a piece of 2 inch diameter liquid (thats 2200 degrees) pyrex! thanks for readin'!
     
  11. misanthropic

    misanthropic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:
    Am I a slut for sleeping with him in the first place? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    hard to say without more information. post some pix of your little 15yr old tits & twat and i'll give you a definitive answer
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    yes you are a slut... IMC is right.. you should kill yourself... jesus wants you to..


    YAYY.. GO JESUS!!
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Is your jesus as cool as my jesus?

    "all behold, the malt liquor messiah hath come"
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    okay, after a little investgation, I found out who "Gunther" was... its' our own beloved:

    SPEEDY!!!!!!! HE kinda went down hill after a long lengthy Crystal Meth addiction, he is all about the underage poon.. I'm sorry speedy you got to hook up with this piece of canadian garbage.
     
  15. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Am I a slut for sleeping with him in the first place? After all, I was all over him to begin with.

    Is he the slut for sleeping with a 15 year old girl, who was drunk to the point of throwing up 5 times?

    Should I just not bitch about it and put up with the "Ohh, ohh, mmmm, OHHHHH" everytime someone from that party sees me?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    WHAT THe fuck is this bitch moaning bout??
    she throws herself at him she goes willingly into the bedroom she strips for the guy AND THEN FUCKING CRYS ABOUT IT,jesus dont some women piss you off hey hun heres something for you .....mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm ooooohhh aaaaahh yes harder faster YA FUCKING SLAAAAAGGGG
     
  16. kat

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pitchfork Angel:

    And I resent the term teenybopper.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Good. My intent was to insult you,not make friends with you. (in case you hadnt figured it out yet)
     
  17. Ministersf

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    18 and up, buddy. Come back when you're older.

    And tell your counselor at school or something.
     
  18. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    She was still bleeding? did he fuck her in the ass with a broken beer bottle?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    a party where a 20 year old ex-con is getting teenage girls drunk and fucking them...the only reason the would think you were a dirty whore would be if he found cat hair and pizza crust up you.

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    IMC, isn't she a little used now? she said she puked like 5 times it was probably while he was fucking her windpipe with his diseased dick.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Now, now, the only kiddie porn allowed here is the kid with the dirty turtle tank (I could look for it and post an example but I am lazy)...we don't all want to have to hid like Kitana

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    Now did anyone notice she quoted (Asthma is sexy) an ad for that tshirt company that was advertising on Fugly WEEKS ago? Whoever "she" is, I am glad she got some of you posting again
     
  19. canine_STD

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    Sorry, I believe she is a 15 year old girl. Only at that age would a girl walk out into a room full of people, blood gushing from her, and think "Do they think I'm a whore?"
    Medical attention wouldn't come to mind, or embarassment about being seen caked in blood, all that matters is that they dont think you're a slapper.

    [addition]And only a 15 year old would post about it in fugly. Unless it was IMC bragging about another conquest.[/addition]
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    [addition]And only a 15 year old would post about it in fugly. Unless it was IMC bragging about another conquest.[/addition]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    not me brother.. you forget, Ilikes dem MUCH younger
     

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