You know how you hear all these jokes, but no-one knows anyone who actually made one up? Well that's all about to change, thanks to Chester's patented JOKE-O-THREAD®! Here's how it works. You make up a completely new joke, all by yourself, with no cheating. Then you post it here. That way, if any of us hears it at a party, we'll know where it came from, and who deserves the credit. Brilliant! (Either that, or I'm even more bored than usual.) OK, I'll go first ...
Mmm. Disappointing response here so far, fuglyites. It's not hard: here's another one: Q. What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music? A. Hip hop. (You heard it here first.)
Q: How many Chester Grapes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to fuck him in the arse for encouragement.
Q. What's the difference between George W Bush and a baby seal? A. Which people get upset when you club them to death.
I'll try. How many fuglyites does it take to make amfat wish she were dead? AS MANY AS IT TAKES! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Jesus Christ, where's the CREATIVITY?!? I seriously doubt the Helen Keller joke above meets the strict 'originality' requirement. But that rabbit joke is GOLD!!!!
Q: why do white southern girls date latinos? A: to make there nigger boyfriends jelous... whait maybe I crossed the line with that
