major Dick

so i hang out with the cops at work...and one of them was recently promoted to "major"

the only problem his first name is Dick

so
"major Dick"

ah
so funny
and so fitting

 

It would be funnier if his name was "cock"

 

There's a guy here named Cpl. Punishment. Ahh... humor.

 

There's a guy who works with our company named Mike Hock. I've known him for years and I still laugh my ass off when I ask for him.