Madamme Borkofski's tits? Thanks!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by hstfixer, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. hstfixer

    hstfixer New Member

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    Bless you. Finally...



    mailto:borkofski@fugly.com

    Lets tell her what we think!

    Are you on fuglyornot?
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    is it me.. or is there nobody replying to your threads??

    must suck to be you
     
  3. hstfixer

    hstfixer New Member

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    An astute reader you are Mr. Daddy.

    But I post for my fun ... that is, I already know the joke when I post.

    I feel bad that I get so much fun here and can contribute so little and at irregular intervals... I only wish that I had been here long enough to know the original site and to get as many posts as some of you... you old timers (ahh, long time viewers) must have seen some hilarious shit!

    Hopefully the word can spread that fugly is the site for newcomers.

    Oh, I'm not altruistic. I just don't want the site to falter before I get my T-shirts. So sign up newbies as fast as you are able...



    It's time for the dogs beating,

    ...later.

    ps: fine tits!
     
  4. kitana

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    it might be just the angle of how the pic was taken, but this pic reminds me of a song...

    do your boobs hang low
    do they wobble to and fro
    can you tie them in a knot
    can you tie them in a bow
    can you throw them over your shoulder
    like a continental soldier
    do your boobs hang low?
    repeat, but faster...
     
  5. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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  6. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Malcom X:
    Bless you. Finally...

    mailto:borkofski@fugly.com

    Lets tell her what we think!

    Are you on fuglyornot?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Awww. Come on. They're much nicer than that. Give me a break. I'm trying to convince her to let us take a few pictures of them, but she's s little shy.

    Here's a little known secret while I'm all fucked up on malt liquor and percosets.. Since NO one sent us in a picture of them with our C.R.A.P.(tm), Madamme Borkofski volunteered to stage one for us. This is her as well. http://www.fugly.com/contests/crap/daily/2000/200009/20000907/

    -Martin
     
  7. hstfixer

    hstfixer New Member

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    Damn Martin .. hire her to help you out!

    on a scale from 1 to 10 absolutely a 10!!

    (An 11 without the scale in the way)
     
  8. gil_t2

    gil_t2 New Member

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    Ok I'm new here but what is wrong with the pic?

    Is it because she isn't a photoshoped stick figure?

    I much prefer to see real ladies posting pics than any so called model.
     
  9. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    You are responding to a six-and-a-half year old thread. I don't think any of those users are around to answer your question.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    ...obviously discovered through a search for any thread with the word 'tits' in the title?
     
  11. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Will some one please post a good link to the evidence. I need to see said tits.
     
  12. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    The picture was there when I looked, WTF
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    This one?

    Eh I'll give em a thumbs up. Got a very simular set here at the house. Not that big of a deal for me.

     
  14. Lomotil

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    A search for the word "tits" in the title of any thread would logically index this particular thread, never mind the fact that the original link to whatever tits this person posted when they created the thread is probably long gone by now.

    Great detective work with finding the Fen-Phen defendant holding up the scale. Probably not the tits originally referenced in this thread, but I'll agree - they are nice.
     
  15. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    It's as though they are greeting you.
     
  16. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Enticing you :)
     
  17. Nauseous

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    Until gravity kicks in and they're taking out a kneecap.

    I'm not knocking her. I just think they are real boobs and gravity is not kind to natural breasts.
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2007
  18. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Here's some sick boobs on a gross bitch.



    She needs to fix her teeth and her boobs.
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Someone must have given them a good squeeze before she went out and they haven't quite returned to their original shape yet. Like those 'stress relief' silicon filled balls.
     
  20. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    Ah, god dammit, I was eating.
     

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