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I said, "people".

 

Since when are Dwaine and Nursey people? Dwaine is the blob and Nursey is a spider-monkey that feeds on the blood of the weak and stupid. Like Grim.

 

Nursey, I am absolutely sure, is nothing like Grimy.

 

I was saying that Grim was weak and stupid, and that Nursey fed on people like him. Notice that you didn't contradict the spider-monkey reference. I think I may be on to something here. Hmmmmm.

 

N ... N ... Nursey?!?!?

 

Schmed's affection for Pimp is suddenly horribly, horribly clear.

 

No need to be so insulting Diogenes. I actually think you just need a little hug to understand where i'm coming from... *enters right stage*

 

You have a really big sodomy fixation, don't you Nursey?

 

Pfff! If that's all you can think about when i give you a hug, then i think perhaps you have.

 

That's entirely possible, but you do mention it quite a bit. There are volumes about you slipping Grim the tubestick, and I didn't write them. Just making an observation. I wouldn't mind a real hug though. That seems like it would be nice. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

 

Don't forget, people like Grim are begging for it. Sometimes it's less tiresome to just give them what they want instead of being endlessly dogged round the forum and having to listen to their needy bleating. And Dio, if you were here and adequately lubed, i'd give you a great big, cuddly hug.

 

If I was lubed up that would be like trying to hug a bar of soap. Don't be silly. And I didn't say Grim didn't deserve it, I just said you fed on his blood. I found the whole process rather enjoyable do be honest. It was like watching a cat toy with a lizard before feasting on it's crunchy body.

 

I said 'adequately' lubed, not slathered from head to toe in the stuff.

 

What exactly is adequate lube for a hug, since you're not talking about sodomy and that's entirely in my head?

 

Oh, well i didn't say there wouldn't be any sodomy involved, i did plan to just slip it in while lavishing upon you my love. But you really are fixated with that whole angle, aren't you?

 

Don't put your fixation on me. Unless you're willing to buy me dinner first?

 

Well...i have some leftovers of a crunchy little lizard i was eating recently...will that suffice? *pumps steely groin muscles in anticipation*

 

Yeah, but they better be warmed up when they get there, or I'm not putting out. What the hell do you mean when you say steely groin muscles, anyhow? Have you been doing your Kegels again? Or possibly leg lifts, not sure how else to develope steely groin muscles. Or perhaps you are Collosus?