http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOFzKT5v1Q&NR=1 0:26 "It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Funny as fuck. I watched this piece of shit the other night and have never wanted to jump through a tv screen and smack the fuck out of someone so badly probably ever. But she reminded me of Lomo simply for the fact that he was huffing keyboard cleaner the first time he called me. Hell, maybe that's why he called.
She reminds me of this girl I went to school with her name was like Voula or some weird shit like that. I wish she would stop crying for her dad. Looks like he's the one that gave her those sideways fuckin' ears.
For Fuck's sake... I did that just because I hadn't perfected my Barry White voice back then. I don't know if the shit has that same 'reverse helium' effect on the vocal chords nowadays, I haven't done that in, fuck, how long has it been since we spoke?!? (they advertise putting 'discouraging flavors' or some shit on the labels now to prevent misuse.) Someday I'll check out that video, but I don't have ten minutes of my life to spare at the moment. If anyone needs me, I'll be huffing from the balloon atop this bottle of Jenkem I've been fermenting for the past three weeks... I'm sure it's a great video with regards to 'addictions' - but I'm far too enthralled with my latest fix to devote the time to watch the video. Hell, I haven't even fired my newest pistol, and it's sitting in front of me, on top of the plastic case it came in, calling me... it calls... it calls my name... it calls for us... :biggrin:
Oh, and with regards to her being my next girlfriend, did anyone watch the video and find out if she's a squirter?
what a shity mom...."they told me several times that they were molested... and I did not believe or listen to them" what the fuck???? if ANY kid - mine or not, were to tell me they were molested - You look into it...then go Jerry Springer on his ass.
