LOMO doesn't give a shit (and neither do you)

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jun 14, 2003.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He doesn't! For that, he will suffer.

    I'm tired and I want to go home. I don't like my job. I want to find a rich man to take care of me so I won't have to work.

    This Pepsi tastes like shit.

    I wish I could smoke at my desk.

    I want to rip down all of the gay stars they have hanging all over this place and set them on fire.

    I want this company to go bankrupt and I could collect some sort of compensation.

    I want to go to sleep.

    I have a voodoo doll on my desk, but I'm too chickenshit to do anything to it.

    I'm not doing my job right now... I could really give a fuck.

    I shouldn't have went out last night.

    I think I want a boyfriend.

    I haven't been laid in almost 6 months.

    Being nice makes me sick to my stomach.

    I'm tired.

    I've been constipated.

    I'd like to go home and take some laxatives and shit my brains out.

    I wonder if this stick pin could puncture my heart or brain if I tried hard enough.

    I feel like knocking someone on the floor and kicking them in the face.

    I think I'm almost happy in a pissed off kind of way.

    This pepsi still tastes like shit.

    Sometimes I wish I was a bird because I think it would be cool to fly, but only dead things should have to eat worms.

    I think it's pretty outside today because the sun isn't out. I like warm cloudy days. I wish I could go on a road trip right now... I think I'd smoke a joint or two and jam to music and sing until I couldn't sing anymore.

    I think it's funny that they monitor my computer activity.

    I wonder what heroin feels like.

    I think my self-esteem is getting better.

    I wonder what's wrong with this fucking pepsi?

    I wonder why I keep drinking it?

    I think I'll quit writing for now...

    I know you fuckers don't care about anything I have to say, but I don't care that you don't care... I'm just writing it for myself, 'cause I have nothing else to do... except work, but that's no fun.
     
  2. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    I care
     
  3. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    I kinda care....
     
  4. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:


    I haven't been laid in almost 6 months.

    B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The answer is staring you in the face. Sort yer life out and quit yer bitchin. Six fucking months? Hell girl, you need to get out.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Goddamn...
     
  6. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    rememb rIm first in line if lomo screws up. I'd fuck her brains out beforshe had a chanceto shitem out.
    I fucking knew I would have tobe fucking wasted befor comin bacck to this fuckin dump.
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Awww... Canine.

    Hmmm... today.

    Eerily feels like yesterday.

    I want the people around me to quit talking to me like I want to listen. I don't care what they have to say.

    I need a drink.

    It's almost time for me to start my shift.

    Good times.

    Oh, and Stymie...my life IS straightened out. I'd rather be a virgin than have fucked the people I have fucked. I want to vomit when I think about the last guy I was with. I could soooo post his picture. I'd have to get it off our intranet at work. Think I could get in trouble for it?
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Why do I drink Pepsi?
     
  9. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Why do I drink Pepsi? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I haven't a clue why anyone drinks that shit. And I also stand by what I originally said, seems to me you have one or two admirers on here so get laid already.

    (Incidentally I have been a good boy on my day off today, took the kids for lunch, cut the grass, bought a new dvd player, cooked lunch, etc. The missus is so impressed she tells me she is gonna blow me so good tonight our mattress is gonna disappear up my arse.)

    Just thought I'd share that.

    GET SOME DICK WOMAN!!
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    The only dick I can seem to get is thousands of miles away....
     
  11. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Awww... Canine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm glad someone can read what I wrote. I can't, not entirely.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I want to vomit when I think about the last guy I was with. I could soooo post his picture. I'd have to get it off our intranet at work. Think I could get in trouble for it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He'll never know. Go for it. I wanna see who it is that wrote that bullshit email to you and who it is that can't spell for shit.
     
  12. Matthew

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  13. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    ...I fucking knew I would have tobe fucking wasted befor comin bacck to this fuckin dump.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yay, my fuckin' antiopdean shitehawk, well fookin' said...
     
  14. zeek

    zeek New Member

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    Mmmmmm....Laxatives make me horny.
     

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