Little Johnny's Christmas Present

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Checkmate, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store
    Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up.

    Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his
    finger, "I'll bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas."

    Johnny shakes his head, "No."

    Santa touches the little Johnny's nose with his finger again, "Well, then I'll
    bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas."

    Johnny again shakes his head, "No..."

    The department store Santa then asked, "Well then, what would you like for
    Christmas, little boy?"

    Johnny replies with a big grin, "I want some pussy!!!"

    Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters, "Well, I don't have any of
    that!?!?"

    Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose, answers back smiling, "Yes you do, because I can smell it on your finger!!
     
  2. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    I rate it...7.5
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    ....... on scale of 100.
     
  4. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    now THATS funny
     

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