Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by cindywalker, Feb 18, 2003.

  1. cindywalker

    cindywalker New Member

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    Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
    Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

    The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

    Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"
     
  2. NameYouWant

    NameYouWant New Member

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    I liked that one.
     
  3. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Are you two fuckwits, perchance, actually the same person?
     
  4. fugman

    fugman New Member

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    its hard not to feel happy when you see a peaceful bubbling fountain , its hard not to pee to actuall its hard not to feel happy when you pee...
    feel happy...
    pee!!
     

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