Lights out for 15 seconds

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    Means that a shit load of people are going to complain. Lights went out from a storm today...caused the projectors to fail too. Only out for like 15 secs and out come nearly 36 customers complaining. Honestly, I just wanted to say "It was just 15 seconds, your missing more of the movie by yelling at me for something beyond my control."
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Fernando - are you really just now figuring out that people are CRAZY?
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Act of god. You don't have to refund money or anything. People would try to pull that shit at the hotel. Power goes out for an hour and they want to switch hotels. Uh, d'uh.... it's not just this hotel, dumbasses...
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

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    The atheists get a refund, agnostics get a coupon for a return trip and the Christians get nothing. Except Kanye. Kanye gets a refund, no questions asked.
     
  5. BullGod666

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    Break out the Uzi's.
     
  6. phatboy

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    and you only had time to jack off twice?


    How old are you? How much longer do you have in school till you can get a real job?

    I would have cussed them bitches out.

    Here what you should have said, "First off, shut the fuck up. Second I am not god and cannot control the weather. Third, if you are hot can I get some head?? Free passes on me"
     
  7. Fernando

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    Most customers are rather nice when it comes to shit like this. like they'll say "Power went out, how much longer until it would come back on" Other times it's more like this "AUFASKFHAKFHASFAS the hell is wrong with you people!!!! POWER POWER POWER THEATER 3 YOU COMPUSS DIRR DWAHJASKFJSAFKASJfkasj" at which point we ask them to leave.

    Saw wanted today though, pretty good.
     
  8. phatboy

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    it wasnt too cartoony?

    I was worried that the CGI would blow.

    Do you roll the film back a few minutes before the power went out? I mean what else could they want?
     
  9. Fernando

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    If the film could go backwards, sure. It can't they didn't miss anything of it.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I saw yourmom today dude. Cost me $4 worth of tokens, and she smoked a cigar out of her pussy. I was impressed
     
  11. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    You overpayed.
     
  12. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Was it a Cuban, or just a cheap Philly Blunt?
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    A Lewinsky hand-rolled.
     
  14. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    As long as it wasnt a "Squisshy Sweet".
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it was "his" mom. of course it was a black and mild.
     

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