leaving your mark on a pregnant bitch

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by bbwayans, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. bbwayans

    bbwayans New Member

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    lets be real here niggas, is there anythign sweeter than just straight ripping the flesh of a newborn baby stright from under the loins of a woman during labour, and doing ur best touchdown dance right there

    i mean my dream job is to be a nurse, specifically the one who washes the new borns right after theyre born, rinsing all that gunk and blood off the lil brats, i wanna keep that for myself so i can make some delicious lasagnas for my sexy mother, god damn i can wait to hit that once she comes outta the comma...matter of fact i bet i could sneak into her room and skeet skeet skeet witout having to wait any longer

    sure beats the discovery channel and my palm
     
  2. one-spam-poster

    one-spam-poster New Member

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    nothing is sweeter than that.. especially when the baby ure ripping a part is black
     
  3. bbwayans

    bbwayans New Member

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    trust me, WE NEED THIS SHIT IN THE HOOD, YA DIG
     
  4. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    piss poor attempt at humor
     
  5. smiles

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    i fucks wichu for real
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    ...fireworks...and a smelly fish....

    3rd time that I agree with Dan.
     
  7. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    This will be my first. But he is right. How would you diagnose this idiot Dan. I bet they forgot to open the air vents on his incubator at birth.
     
  8. Sexual Chocolate

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    Dis nigga be playin, yo. it probably be some repressed white dude that ain't got no game of his own so he gotta come here and front like he a real nigga. :roll:
     
  9. diogenes

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    You're kind of cool at least. Can you light him on fire or something?
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You speak from experience, yo? :)
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I think I told on you a while back.
     
  12. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    what? that sexual chocolate is dwaine?
     
  13. Totalrecall1982

    Totalrecall1982 New Member

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    It's got to be, I've seen him use the word faggot alot like dwaine
     
  14. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Yea, Dwaine is the only person that says faggot.
     
  15. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Faggots.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I guess they know, Im sexual chocholate... they are cybar-slueths... idiots..
     
  17. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    the account was made in 2001, out of all the people who have posted here for that long you are the most likely to have created it. no?
     
  18. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Goddam that name BBwayans and that picture in the avatar, that black dude, just fill me with rage. Whenever I don't think I'm angry enough, all I have to do is look at that picture and I'm fully pissed. Just something about it :evil:
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Of course, it's me, no one else has been here before 2001... and you know my pinchot for making SEVERAL accounts...
     
  20. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Is that kind of thing encouraged around here? I got about 12 I can think of right off the top of my head. 5 for each of my 13 personalities.
     

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